Site Crash

#1
No idea why - short term network error of some sort at out host's end I hope as I really don't fancy an evening of error chasing!
 
#3
I thought the evil IT people had blocked the site. They always do that. why cant a bloke look at preteenbukkakescatfest.com in his lunch break?
 
#5
Good CO said:
No idea why - short term network error of some sort at out host's end I hope as I really don't fancy an evening of error chasing!
I can offer my vastly expensive, over priced, consultancy and support option?

Arrives on site, sucks teeth and declares - "it's fucked mate...."
 
#6
bit shitty, so i've heard
 

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#7
I blame the cake I ate at lunchtime. I dropped crumbs on the keyboard.
 
#8
Bravo2nothing said:
Good CO said:
No idea why - short term network error of some sort at out host's end I hope as I really don't fancy an evening of error chasing!
I can offer my vastly expensive, over priced, consultancy and support option?

Arrives on site, sucks teeth and declares - "it's fucked mate...."
Ah...So you're REME then?
 
#12
Lumpy said:
Bravo2nothing said:
Good CO said:
No idea why - short term network error of some sort at out host's end I hope as I really don't fancy an evening of error chasing!
I can offer my vastly expensive, over priced, consultancy and support option?

Arrives on site, sucks teeth and declares - "it's fucked mate...."
Ah...So you're REME then?
They're not expensive, nor do they offer much support but I understand your comparison. ;)
 
#13
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Well, it forced me to go have a look at Rum Ration............. next time I can't sleep, I know where to go.... borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg!!!
Me too, I was flapping a bit that the powers that be had cottoned on to my ARRSE addiction and had blocked, then I realised that would be too complicated for the incompetent fools, so I had to go to Rum for a quick fix.
 
#14
the site was down for so long I was forced to do some work, on that point alone I shall be starting a petition on the 10 downing street web site!

me? working? the idea is laughable.
 
#15
Ozzymick said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Well, it forced me to go have a look at Rum Ration............. next time I can't sleep, I know where to go.... borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg!!!
Me too, I was flapping a bit that the powers that be had cottoned on to my ARRSE addiction and had blocked, then I realised that would be too complicated for the incompetent fools, so I had to go to Rum for a quick fix.
Worse waste of wasting an afternoon I've done in ages!
 
#16
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Ozzymick said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Well, it forced me to go have a look at Rum Ration............. next time I can't sleep, I know where to go.... borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg!!!
Me too, I was flapping a bit that the powers that be had cottoned on to my ARRSE addiction and had blocked, then I realised that would be too complicated for the incompetent fools, so I had to go to Rum for a quick fix.
Worse waste of wasting an afternoon I've done in ages!
How do I go about suing for compensation, where there is blame there is a claim and all that mallarky.

I have suffered tremendous mental trauma
 
#17
Ozzymick said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Ozzymick said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Well, it forced me to go have a look at Rum Ration............. next time I can't sleep, I know where to go.... borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg!!!
Me too, I was flapping a bit that the powers that be had cottoned on to my ARRSE addiction and had blocked, then I realised that would be too complicated for the incompetent fools, so I had to go to Rum for a quick fix.
Worse waste of wasting an afternoon I've done in ages!
How do I go about suing for compensation, where there is blame there is a claim and all that mallarky.

I have suffered tremendous mental trauma
Tell, the COs you're RAF, got a boo boo on your thumb from hitting 'refresh' with it and will feel better for £484 000 (and I'll take 10%) and if you don't win, I give you a free pizza!
 
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