Sisters of St Francis

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> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
> out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>
>
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>

> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> second thought...Soon he sees another sign which reads:
>
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
>5 MILES
>
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
> past a third sign saying:

> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
>

> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
> side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
> door reading:
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
> long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
>
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly doing business...."
>
>
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
> passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and
> tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
>
> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
> door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through
> the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
>
> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
> door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back
> in the parking lot facing another sign:
>
>
> GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
>
 

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