Sisters of St Francis

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  1. > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
    > out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
    >
    >
    >
    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    > 10 MILES
    >

    > He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
    > second thought...Soon he sees another sign which reads:
    >
    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    >5 MILES
    >
    Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
    > past a third sign saying:

    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
    >

    > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
    > side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
    > door reading:
    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    >
    >He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
    > long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
    >
    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
    > possibly doing business...."
    >
    >
    "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
    > passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and
    > tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
    >
    > He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
    > door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through
    > the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
    >
    > He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
    > door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back
    > in the parking lot facing another sign:
    >
    >
    > GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
    > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
    >