Sistene chapel

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Renut, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. The year is 1512 and the Pope is wandering round the Sistene chapel with one of his minions.

    He points up to a fella lay on his back at the top of a load of scaffolding painting the ceiling with a 1/2" brush.

    Pope "Whos that up there"

    Minion "Thats Michaelangelo boss, Painter and decorator"

    Pope "How long has he been painting that ceiling"

    Minion "Getting on for 4yrs now"

    Pope "Tell him he's sacked ....... We'll have it Artexed "
  2. That's so shit I actually chuckled.
  3. Maybe the Pope had a point. Apparently Artexing covers a multitude of sins.

    The dirty child-molesting cunt.
  4. In 1512? I think it was normal if not compulsory then?
  5. Artex always makes me suspicious.