Sirs, Ladies and Gents,

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by 23C, Jan 21, 2007.

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  1. 23C

    23C Clanker

    Sirs, Ladies and Gents,

    I have been tasked to submit a plan for a St Georges Day Sergeants Mess function and I am at a loss.

    If you have any ideas of what you think would be a good Mess function for this day please let me know.

    My first thoughts would be to have a ‘Knights of the Round Table’ theme, hog roast, ye olde banquet style meal.
  2. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Pipe in the haggis.
    Toast to the immortal memory.
    Toast to the lassies.
    Reply by the lassies.
    Tell some tall stories.
    Finish my singing Aud Lang Syne.
  3. Look at your inbox m8
  4. maybe you should have a mexican bumwanking day in honour of george the turkish twat and you might be able to answer this
    toughie question
  5. As he was a Turk what about a greasy kebab night ?
  6. Start of celebrating all things ENGLISH and the Battle of Culloden and ensure that all the Jocks in the unit are forced to attend! I am Not really bitter (much) about being made to attend bloody Burns Night so often!
  7. Here's an idea, don't go to the Burns Supper if you don't want to.
  8. Some of the units I was with made it mandatory.
  9. How about re runs of the 66 cup final, show the end of Braveheart when he quite rightly gets it and make prima nocta (apologies for any latin experts!) mandatory for the night.
    Hope this helps