Sir Cliff

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  1. Sir Cliff Richard is performing in Japan on the last leg of a very successful world tour. The audience go wild as Cliff asks them is there anything he can sing especially for them.

    "Tits and fanny!" screams the crowd.

    "I can't sing that," says Cliff, "I'm a devout Christian."

    "Tits and fanny!" scream the audience louder.

    "Oh, come on," says Cliff.

    "Tits and fanny!" scream the crowd.

    "Okay, okay," says Cliff, "but I don't know how it goes."

    "Tits and fanny ..." sing the audience in unison, " ... howre ron't tralk errymore."