Sir, about your car...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by HectortheInspector, Sep 14, 2017.

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  1. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Author must read Arrse.
  2. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    Probably couldn't use the car park on camp because it was being used as a parade square once every 6 months and littered with dais platforms, rope cordons, painted kerbstones and highly polished artillery shells.
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  3. Captain Harrington-Adams RA finally unravels the mystery of what his Battery did with his lovely new motor.
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  4. Stripped down to the wheels and chassis and then dumped?

    Someone made a few pennies on the spare parts market
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  5. And 250lb "practice" bombs with high explosive breaking charges still in them (as per Larkhill camp 1979).
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  6. There wasn't the remains of a black Labrador with a political uncorrected name on its collar in the car?
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  7. Reminds me of the time some of the troops manhandled a young subalterns Mini round the back of the garages to hide it because he was being a tit.

    Reported it stolen and all sorts and over the course of a few weeks posters went up offering a reward.

    After about a Month he got a new motor.

    The mini was then returned to it's original parking spot. Cue much scratching of heads.
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  8. Probably the remains of a donor car
  9. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Mmm kebab.
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  10. I believe they found a plate next to it, and are awaiting a translator.
    On one side the ancient runes say 'VOR',
    On the other side it says
    "Dues out for parts. Signed,ASM."
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  11. Thanks, edit done
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  12. Are you suggesting a certain peer was at it......perish the thought
  13. Better be on SORN or some jobsworth will clamp it.
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  14. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    I doubt it.

    Someone who I don't have much time for, just happens to have not taxed his car since Aug 2015. I've reported it four times now but he's still bombing around in it, and it's still untaxed.
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