Sinner's Tramps, Thieves and other Low-life Scum Getting Collared Thread

Is Mothman a stupid honky cuñt?

  • Yes

    Votes: 49 44.1%
  • Absolutely

    Votes: 42 37.8%
  • Oh definitely

    Votes: 44 39.6%
  • Without a doubt

    Votes: 76 68.5%

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BigT

LE
I noticed the security industry has had a bit of an uptick this week with supermarket adding extra door staff but their employers don't seem too bothered about providing PPE,, I dropped some masks off to the fat necks managing the queue at the Tesco near to where I work because they have had to go hands on with impatient customer.
 
Same here, hospital has provided nothing. Our company is the same.
All we get is wash hand and keep distance.
Luckily we have "sourced" our own.
Well the team is mostly scouse.

No one has explained how we remove people from site and keep our distance.
 

Joker62

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Book Reviewer
Same here, hospital has provided nothing. Our company is the same.
All we get is wash hand and keep distance.
Luckily we have "sourced" our own.
Well the team is mostly scouse.

No one has explained how we remove people from site and keep our distance.
Bargepoles with pointy tips smeared with excrement?
 
Same here, hospital has provided nothing. Our company is the same.
All we get is wash hand and keep distance.
Luckily we have "sourced" our own.
Well the team is mostly scouse.

No one has explained how we remove people from site and keep our distance.
Speargun. Shoot and drag.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Dunno about down there but my area, any criminal damage that’s not ongoing gets sent to force crime management unit and an investigator will call back within 24hours and give crime number etc. Anything covid related will be xref’d with a running covid “tension log”. Number of calls appears to have actually increased, as people are stuck in their houses, over-thinking and often drinking, covid provides an excellent opportunity to settle old scores “neighbours are playing loud music” - normally told not a police matter- phone council...becomes “neighbours are having a party and guests are in and out of the house”.
”group of youths on my street, one just spat on my car door”
”my ex just threatened to come and lick my door handle”

you could always make a counter allegation against her...women from flats breaching lockdown and putting essential workers at risk.
Was she wearing a hard hat?!
And there is the problem, this is a wet dream for the curtain twitchers.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Same here, hospital has provided nothing. Our company is the same.
All we get is wash hand and keep distance.
Luckily we have "sourced" our own.
Well the team is mostly scouse.

No one has explained how we remove people from site and keep our distance.
Your job always was on the 'front line' of everyday society.
Right now I would say you are playing a crucial role in protecting the orderly distribution of foodstuff, while protecting people from the actions of mongs.

You know that police cannot protect you in the current situation - by the time they turn up, your problem will have entered your 2m safety zone.

My suggestion would be to carry a pick helve.
Anyone coming within swing range of that is within 2m, and your body cam will prove they came at you, not you at them.

( Post all the good bits on here )
 
Wear this around your waist on a bit of string and your undercrackers on your head, skid marks outermost.

Shouldn't have any problems with people getting too close...

 
I was thinking more of a Sjambok to enforce social distancing

 
There is a home made ASP you can build from garden hose, a couple of swages, couple of heavy nuts and two bits of steel cable.

It is, in fact, a little nastier than your standard ASP.

How it would be viewed in the UK may be a little problematic though.
 
Same here, hospital has provided nothing. Our company is the same.
All we get is wash hand and keep distance.
Luckily we have "sourced" our own.
Well the team is mostly scouse.

No one has explained how we remove people from site and keep our distance.
Like this
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but you have to wear the uniform.
 

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