Single Male, training to be squaddie

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I'm a staight 24 male, blue eyes dark hair blah blah. Im just about to try and do life for the queen. I've recently told my now ex g/f that im doing this and she didn't like. I don't see whats wrong with wanting to join the forces.

As much as i love the banter here, one up the bum from lads don't do it and having a soft cuped brest ops sorry shoulder to lean or cry on would be great to give me that kick up the ass and pat on the back to go on.

So drop me a PM if you fancy being physc or more
 
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Op Cuped Brest?
 
#8
Cuped Brest OP is a bit like the pink and brown but not so wooops. In this topic it's a joke. However the trick is to of acidently landed your mit on the mellon as to the head on shoulder!

Nah got enough tarts and victims in my local village. Just to talk is good for now. Mother is no longer there.

Plus how do you know my name! HUSH
 
#9
Wheres Chubb when you need her?
 
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuped

cuped ruined screwed
1. cuped 166 up, 106 down
buy cuped mugs, tshirts and magnets
Being screwed over, being destroyed, being ruined.

Refers to the CUPE union at York University.
He cuped me! Help! Police! He stole my purse!

Those jerks cuped my semester.

I was crossing the street and I got cuped. Stupid people who text and drive.
Brest=city in France

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brest,_France

So you want someone to help you destroy the city of Brest?
 
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Oh there is a really nice lady who sometimes comes on arrse who sounds like she might be just your cup of tea, her user name is RearWords, you should give her a PM.
 
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jarrod248 said:
Well i'd be happy to oblige, there are some beasts on here and they are really cruel to me sometimes. I only need a bit of manlove.
Drazic said:
Im just about to try and do life for the queen
Sounds like you might be in with a chance...
 

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Drazic said:
I'm a staight 24 male, blue eyes dark hair blah blah. Im just about to try and do life for the queen. I've recently told my now ex g/f that im doing this and she didn't like. I don't see whats wrong with wanting to join the forces.

As much as i love the banter here, one up the bum from lads don't do it and having a soft cuped brest ops sorry shoulder to lean or cry on would be great to give me that kick up the ass and pat on the back to go on.

So drop me a PM if you fancy being physc or more
Whats wrong with just pulling a bird in the local? Good luck mate
 
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Drazic said:
Been throught most of the locals
You stud muffin, you.
 

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