Singing Sandwiches - how thoughtful!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Minxy, Dec 7, 2005.

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  1. Musical Sandwich

    How fcuking annoying is that going to be? 8O

    I suspect the death by stapler/photocopier,choked by keyboard, swallowed landline phone rate is now going to double!

    fcukers, fcukers, fcukers......BAH HUMBUG!!!
  2. However, it may help in the work place in the afternoon. :idea:

    After everyone has vented their pent up anger trying to stop the pesky thing singing, :x the afternoon will be much more relaxed and conducive to work :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  3. But what happens the next day? Singing toilets?
  4. Oh my God.

    I love Christmas. Not particularly religious, but hey. Christmas creches? "Happy Birthday Jesus" signs on office doors? No problem.

    However. If somebody next to me in the lunchroom whips out a sandwich that plays a tinny electronic verison of "Jingle Bells" over and over again? I may very well beat him to death with a menorah. Bah-fcuking-humbug indeed.
  5. methinks this device would meet with an accident involving a 14lb mash hammer!