Singer

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How do you drown a singer?

Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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Whats the diference between a singer and a rottweiller?

Lipstick
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If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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How do you put a sparkle in a singers eye?
Shine a torch in her ear.

ok they're a bit :toilet: sorry :cheese:
 
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