Singer

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by angelie, Mar 24, 2011.

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  1. How do you drown a singer?

    Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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    Whats the diference between a singer and a rottweiller?

    Lipstick
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    If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

    The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions.
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    How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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    How do you put a sparkle in a singers eye?
    Shine a torch in her ear.

    ok they're a bit :toilet: sorry :cheese: