Simple Solutions to government Problems

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  1. The Prison Crisis


    Illegal Immigration


    Youth Disorder


    Over worked NHS


    So can any of you give the government a picture to paint a thousand words?

    They obviously need our help to sort out this country!
  2. Joy Riders

  3. Role model for young black men

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  4. cant do this with pictures... but an intelligence test on cash machines... 3 questions... all 3 right and you get all the money you asked for... 2 right some money... 1 right very little money.... 0 right no money for the rest of the day. Chavs will starve in to extinction in about 2 months tops.
  5. they've already found the solution to the problem of feral kids on the streets early release of sex offenders due to prison overcrowding
  6. Sell illegal immigrants to Russia,
    No one will ever know they disappeared.
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Prefer the 9mil to the back of the head approach myself.
  8. :D Sorry, JoshMillss

    "15 January 2007
    As a result of a recent crackdown on illegal immigration into Russia, some tough new laws are coming into effect that will limit the percentage of foreign-born workers who may take jobs in some areas.
    The new law was proposed after race riots in northern Russia last summer. In the aftermath of the riots, President Vladimir Putin spoke of the need to defend the interests of the native population..."
  9. bit harsh to want them all to go & get themselves shot to bits, is'nt it :? :? :? :?
  10. A tried and tested solution to not just Government problems...

  11. Domovoy,
    Find a law that prevents Mr.Brown 'accidentally' pushing the red button (Not on his T.V remote)

  12. Blackmail Russia into taking UK's illegals? That would be new in politics.
  13. That was close. :D
  14. Solution to Chavs and Prison Overcrowding: compulsary overnight stays in Arbroath...a town where the locals think The Wicker Man was a documentary... :twisted: