Simon says

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Renut, Jul 29, 2011.

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  1. I met a girl in the park last night. We got chatting, and things were going well, so I thought I'd try my luck.

    I said, "Simon says take your top off." Off it came.

    "Simon says take off your bra." Out came the tits.

    After I'd groped them for a while, I said, "Simon says get naked and bend over."

    I fucked her hard and came inside her. I then pulled up my pants and walked one way, as she ran off the other way screaming.

    It's great having a knife called Simon.
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  2. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face :)
  3. And more than likely a twitch to your rod.