I met a girl in the park last night. We got chatting, and things were going well, so I thought I'd try my luck. I said, "Simon says take your top off." Off it came. "Simon says take off your bra." Out came the tits. After I'd groped them for a while, I said, "Simon says get naked and bend over." I fucked her hard and came inside her. I then pulled up my pants and walked one way, as she ran off the other way screaming. It's great having a knife called Simon.