He has an eye for young blonde birds that are willing to do terrible things for their shot at fame you mean! Girls Aloud didn't have to suck any c0ck to get famous, oh no ! Actually, that sounds alright, how do you get into the pop impresario game?
simon is and always will be more successful than you. i am sure that with your attitude that (even if somehow you made it on tv as an entertainer) you would be regarded in a worse fashion than Jade Goody
Fear not, good people of Britain, for Mr Cowell will be the architect of his own demise. My simple yet elegant reasoning is thus:
Simon Cowell has, for many years now, contributed to a social shift within the UK; a shift which has seen a rise in expectations of instant gratification, a dampening of moral fibre and intense desire amongst the populace for undeserved fame and glory. It is no coincidence that Mr Cowell's rise to fame and fortune has occured simultaneously with the expansion of Chav culture, increased crime rates and falling education standards. In turn, this dwindling supply of suitably-intelligent children and young adult taking proper degrees in areas such as medicine, science and engineering (preferring, instead, to do Media Studies) points to an unavoidable gap in the skill-sets of our future doctors and scientists - the very people who made cryogenics possible and will be in charge of it in the future - the very people who will be required to thaw those people entering the liquid nitrogen vats today. With no skilled doctors available to thaw him out safely and successfully, and with no more inspiration coming from our engineers in order to create a suitable host for his living head, Simon Cowell is doomed to perish like a frozen chicken when the timer runs out of his ice-bath. Even on the off chance he defrosts properly, there won't be the medical knowledge required to cure what killed him in the first place - supposedly one of the main drivers behind cryogenics.
Basically, the cnut's dumbed us down that far that he won't be able to get the help he needs at the other end of his immortality scam. Serves him right.