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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ancienturion, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    I was in Costa Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart.
    The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
    After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….
    then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod……..

    This is what happens when old people start using technology!
     
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  2. It makes them fart?
     
  3. How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.


    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.


    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.


    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.


    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

    How did you know you were in Costa Coffee ? You may have been at your melamine drop leaf coffee table urinating onto your lino floor. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.




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  4. Your avatar says it all