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Relevant to sub-topic, so hopefully acceptable here:
Little Red Riding Hood is heading for Granny's cottage, basket of goodies in hand, skippety skip, skippety skip...
To her left, a rustle; looking over a shrub, she sees an enormous wolf!
"Ooh, mister Wolf!" - she exclaims - "What big eyes you have!"
The wolf growls and runs away into the forest.
On she goes, skippety skip, until, on her right, another rustle. Yes, it's that wolf again.
"Ooh, mister Wolf; what big ears you have!"
Again he growls, shaking his head while beating a hasty retreat.
At long last, Little Red Riding Hood nears Granny's cottage, and hears a rustle behind the hedge. Once again, she beholds our furry hero.
"Ooh, mister Wolf!.."
"Enough!" - sobs the wolf (for aye, indeed, it is he) - "is there nowhere in this entire forest where a wolf can take a dump in peace?"