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Silly, stupid or just downright weird cartoon thread.
- Thread starter Smeggers
- Start date
Evdhimong
LE
A wolf in the Kirk.
Wee free wolf
Wee free wolf
bob_the_bomb
LE
Crivens!
Apparently the Jim Henson Company are in pre-production of a film of the Wee Free Men book with TP’s daughter.
bob_the_bomb
LE
Hopefully it’s better than recent efforts...
Sam The Bam
LE
Radio silence again from herself. She told me yesterday that no matter what she just didn't like the vehicle she has. She asked me if I'd go into town with her to look at a replacement.
She was not happy when I stopped and got out of my truck at what I thought was her favourite dealership.
She was not happy when I stopped and got out of my truck at what I thought was her favourite dealership.
Tyk
LE
Awaiting the notice of funeral arrangements for @Sam The Bam , the man who lives extremely dangerously.
To be fair she could just dump his corpse in the woods or down a ravine for the bears etc. Easy as an air drop too.
To be fair she could just dump his corpse in the woods or down a ravine for the bears etc. Easy as an air drop too.
HCL
Old-Salt
Not too much trouble trying to mack that stick then
Sam The Bam
LE
Nah I'm safe.
Without me she'd have somehow killed herself years ago. She knows I'm her only hope for continued survival. Anything sharp bigger than a scalpel and she's a danger to herself.
TheJoyOfSix
Swinger
Wolf that works in a dairy..........
The Whey Wolf
The Whey Wolf
Unremarkable
War Hero
Unremarkable
War Hero
A domesticated example: "here, wolf!"
Shaven: bare wolf...
...And proudly sporting his new wig, hair(piece) wolf.
Shaven: bare wolf...
...And proudly sporting his new wig, hair(piece) wolf.
Unremarkable
War Hero
Relevant to sub-topic, so hopefully acceptable here:
Little Red Riding Hood is heading for Granny's cottage, basket of goodies in hand, skippety skip, skippety skip...
To her left, a rustle; looking over a shrub, she sees an enormous wolf!
"Ooh, mister Wolf!" - she exclaims - "What big eyes you have!"
The wolf growls and runs away into the forest.
On she goes, skippety skip, until, on her right, another rustle. Yes, it's that wolf again.
"Ooh, mister Wolf; what big ears you have!"
Again he growls, shaking his head while beating a hasty retreat.
At long last, Little Red Riding Hood nears Granny's cottage, and hears a rustle behind the hedge. Once again, she beholds our furry hero.
"Ooh, mister Wolf!.."
"Enough!" - sobs the wolf (for aye, indeed, it is he) - "is there nowhere in this entire forest where a wolf can take a dump in peace?"
Little Red Riding Hood is heading for Granny's cottage, basket of goodies in hand, skippety skip, skippety skip...
To her left, a rustle; looking over a shrub, she sees an enormous wolf!
"Ooh, mister Wolf!" - she exclaims - "What big eyes you have!"
The wolf growls and runs away into the forest.
On she goes, skippety skip, until, on her right, another rustle. Yes, it's that wolf again.
"Ooh, mister Wolf; what big ears you have!"
Again he growls, shaking his head while beating a hasty retreat.
At long last, Little Red Riding Hood nears Granny's cottage, and hears a rustle behind the hedge. Once again, she beholds our furry hero.
"Ooh, mister Wolf!.."
"Enough!" - sobs the wolf (for aye, indeed, it is he) - "is there nowhere in this entire forest where a wolf can take a dump in peace?"
