Silly, stupid or just downright weird cartoon thread.

[Evdhimong]

Have we had the diminutive Scots version?

The Wee Wolf.

 

[JuniorBod]

Have we had the diminutive Scots version?

The Wee Wolf.

Or the incontinent one...

The Wee Wee Wolf

JB

 

[Evdhimong]

Or the incontinent one...

The Wee Wee Wolf

JB

Or the tiny incontinent Scots one -

The Wee wee wee Wolf.


"TAXI!"

 

[Evdhimong]

Or the moderately incontinent small Scots one -

The Wee wee wee-wee Wolf.

(I'll go now...)

 

[CutLunchCommando]

Have we had the diminutive Scots version?

The Wee Wolf.

His larger more combative cousin...

The Wha'hey Wolf.

 

[JuniorBod]

Or the Continence Support Group members.

The We Wee wolves...

JB

 

[Auld-Yin]

Or the Irish settler from Olde English poetry

B E O'Wolfe

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

A wolf in the Kirk.
Wee free wolf

 

[bob_the_bomb]

A wolf in the Kirk.
Wee free wolf

Crivens!

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Crivens!

Apparently the Jim Henson Company are in pre-production of a film of the Wee Free Men book with TP’s daughter.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Apparently the Jim Henson Company are in pre-production of a film of the Wee Free Men book with TP’s daughter.

Hopefully it’s better than recent efforts...

 

[Sam The Bam]

Radio silence again from herself. She told me yesterday that no matter what she just didn't like the vehicle she has. She asked me if I'd go into town with her to look at a replacement.

She was not happy when I stopped and got out of my truck at what I thought was her favourite dealership.

 

[Tyk]

Awaiting the notice of funeral arrangements for @Sam The Bam , the man who lives extremely dangerously.

To be fair she could just dump his corpse in the woods or down a ravine for the bears etc. Easy as an air drop too.

 

[HCL]

The wolf prowling the banks of the river in Sunderland. The Lambton Worm Wear wolf.

Not too much trouble trying to mack that stick then

 

[JuniorBod]

Radio silence again from herself. She told me yesterday that no matter what she just didn't like the vehicle she has. She asked me if I'd go into town with her to look at a replacement.

She was not happy when I stopped and got out of my truck at what I thought was her favourite dealership.

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Oh Dear, dead man walking....

Coat, if I must....

JB

 

[Sam The Bam]

Awaiting the notice of funeral arrangements for @Sam The Bam , the man who lives extremely dangerously.

To be fair she could just dump his corpse in the woods or down a ravine for the bears etc. Easy as an air drop too.

Oh Dear, dead man walking....

Coat, if I must....

JB

Nah I'm safe.

Without me she'd have somehow killed herself years ago. She knows I'm her only hope for continued survival. Anything sharp bigger than a scalpel and she's a danger to herself.

 

[TheJoyOfSix]

Wolf that works in a dairy..........

The Whey Wolf

 

[Unremarkable]

To be fair she could just dump his corpse in the woods or down a ravine for the wolves etc. Easy as an air drop too.

On the house.

 

[Unremarkable]

A domesticated example: "here, wolf!"
Shaven: bare wolf...
...And proudly sporting his new wig, hair(piece) wolf.

 

[Unremarkable]

Relevant to sub-topic, so hopefully acceptable here:
Little Red Riding Hood is heading for Granny's cottage, basket of goodies in hand, skippety skip, skippety skip...
To her left, a rustle; looking over a shrub, she sees an enormous wolf!
"Ooh, mister Wolf!" - she exclaims - "What big eyes you have!"
The wolf growls and runs away into the forest.
On she goes, skippety skip, until, on her right, another rustle. Yes, it's that wolf again.
"Ooh, mister Wolf; what big ears you have!"
Again he growls, shaking his head while beating a hasty retreat.
At long last, Little Red Riding Hood nears Granny's cottage, and hears a rustle behind the hedge. Once again, she beholds our furry hero.
"Ooh, mister Wolf!.."
"Enough!" - sobs the wolf (for aye, indeed, it is he) - "is there nowhere in this entire forest where a wolf can take a dump in peace?"