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Which would you rather have? Hot vampire woman's boobs out, or facebook posts?/

Facebook posts with hot vampire woman's boobs out not being a choice, I'd go for the former for ten, Alex.
 
CMOT Dibbler walt.
Gimlet Walt! Dibblers pies may not have contained meat from a recognised domestic animal but the pastry was not a bun
 

Smeggers

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Beautiful plumage.
 

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Try a rat burger sometime
The local branch of Wickes (DIY) had a burger caravan on a bit of concrete between the car park and a field next door. The burgers were good, and they did a superb 'breakfast-in a-loaf' that appealed to a greedy bastard like me. Occasionally, we'd have breakfast there, sitting in the car if getting DIY stuff.
One day, it came to pass that I was scoffing my loaf and the delicate one, a bacon baguette, when we noticed a procession of fat rats hopping up from under the 'van and into somewhere in the chassis.

I got a free half of bacon butty that day*, and we didn't visit again.

*Did I mention that I can be a greedy bastard, with a strong stomach (25 years of her cooking).
 

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Beautiful plumage.
The plumage don't enter into it; he's dead, bereft of life he rests in peace: all statements concerning this parrot being a going concern are therefore inoperative: he's fecking snuffed it!
 

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The plumage don't enter into it; he's dead, bereft of life he rests in peace: all statements concerning this parrot being a going concern are therefore inoperative: he's fecking snuffed it!
Are you sure!?
 

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Are you sure!?
He's dead, popped off the twig, turned up his toes, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. He is dead!
 
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