Silliest War film ever-THE REMAKE!

#1
BBC news

Can you hear that sound? Thats the sound of the bottom of the Hollywood barrel being scraped! I actually harbour a guilty liking for the original, silly as it is, so probably will watch this!
 
#2
Yep how a few good ol American boys ( all on the school football team of course) defeat the Russian / Cuban invasion, the biggest load of shat I've sat through, f*cking hilarious though ....one long w@nkfest for the pro gun lobby.
 
#3
I thought the original Red Dawn was a bit like Starship Troopers - so bad you just had to enjoy it!

Rodney2q
 
#4
And Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them.........................................?

Why not make a contempary one? A group of fat Yank co-eds on a class visit to Mecca offend the Muslim world by shitting in Mohammed's sandals and then fight off the Muslim world's counter-attack? Throw in a shark, a giant octopus and Hollywood wins again.
 
#5
Rodney2q said:
I thought the original Red Dawn was a bit like Starship Troopers - so bad you just had to enjoy it!

Rodney2q
I don't know, Starship Troopers was blatantly done with a sense of irony, Red dawn actually meant it!
 
#9
Mag_to_grid said:
A re-make of the wild geese would be good!!
If there is any star of enough magnitude to step into the shoes of Burton, Moore, Harris, Kruger and co. Even Kenneth Griffiths (the Fenian supporting cnut) was (begrudgingly) magnificent and I do wonder who there is about now to step into the part.
 
#10
Red dawn I loved it.
won't have a word said against it.
red dawn 2 stupid idea though :twisted:
 
#11
mistersoft said:
Mag_to_grid said:
A re-make of the wild geese would be good!!
If there is any star of enough magnitude to step into the shoes of Burton, Moore, Harris, Kruger and co. Even Kenneth Griffiths (the Fenian supporting cnut) was (begrudgingly) magnificent and I do wonder who there is about now to step into the part.
There was a Wild Geese 2 ! It was utter, utter shoite
 

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#12
Alec_Lomas said:
mistersoft said:
Mag_to_grid said:
A re-make of the wild geese would be good!!
If there is any star of enough magnitude to step into the shoes of Burton, Moore, Harris, Kruger and co. Even Kenneth Griffiths (the Fenian supporting cnut) was (begrudgingly) magnificent and I do wonder who there is about now to step into the part.
There was a Wild Geese 2 ! It was utter, utter shoite[/quote

Guy Ritchie is doing the remake, :x ,no cast has yet been announced.
 
#13
There was an interview with Guy Ritchie a few days back and he did mention his cast for the remake

Hugh Grant would be taking Roger Moores part
Bob Hoskins - Richard Burton
Sean Bean - Richard Harris
David Hasselhoff - Hardy Kruger

other actors he mentioned were Danny Dyer, Lee Evans, and Gerard Butler but he siad it was due to start shooting in the next couple of months
 
#15
Bradstyley said:
The HOFF???? Surely Not???
Apparently so, seems he impressed Mr Ritchie at his audition..
 
#16
Don't scientologist believe that Russia doesn't exist? :twisted:

Well, it is a work of fiction after all...

(Red Dawn or Scientology - you decide)
 

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#17
bob hoskins and sean bean would be worth watching.

mind you, Outlaw was a load of gash.
 
#18
chinooksdad said:
And Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them.........................................?

Why not make a contempary one? A group of fat Yank co-eds on a class visit to Mecca offend the Muslim world by shitting in Mohammed's sandals and then fight off the Muslim world's counter-attack? Throw in a shark, a giant octopus and Hollywood wins again.
You are Michael Bay and I claim my $10! :D

The original Red Dawn made Rambo III look like Richard III... 8O
 

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#19
Werewolf said:
chinooksdad said:
And Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them.........................................?

Why not make a contempary one? A group of fat Yank co-eds on a class visit to Mecca offend the Muslim world by shitting in Mohammed's sandals and then fight off the Muslim world's counter-attack? Throw in a shark, a giant octopus and Hollywood wins again.
You are Michael Bay and I claim my $10! :D

The original Red Dawn made Rambo III look like Richard III... 8O
The original came out when I was eleven. I was for a time convinced that it was the best film ever made :)
 
#20
Sixty said:
Werewolf said:
chinooksdad said:
And Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them.........................................?

Why not make a contempary one? A group of fat Yank co-eds on a class visit to Mecca offend the Muslim world by shitting in Mohammed's sandals and then fight off the Muslim world's counter-attack? Throw in a shark, a giant octopus and Hollywood wins again.
You are Michael Bay and I claim my $10! :D

The original Red Dawn made Rambo III look like Richard III... 8O
The original came out when I was eleven. I was for a time convinced that it was the best film ever made :)
We all make mistakes when we are young! 8O :D

But there is simply no excuse for an adult to watch that great, steaming pile of cr@p.
 

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