"Silent" army?Kids home for Xmas?

Ours ain't.
Convo basically as follows:

Hi Dad

Hi?

Um, I'm guard duty, so won't be home.

Oh..well that's a first in 9 years!

Aye, still shit though.

Really? Well, you've been the Teflon Lcorp for all the others after all.

So?

So...your turn?

Aye..but ++++++++ not happy. ( Future Missus)

And... what about the times you have been off, and she is doing her job at 40,000 feet? ( Qatar)

Aye...fair one. Harsh but fair.

So, we will see you when?

Dunno really.

Oh well, I'll freeze your turkey for when ever then.

Gee, thanks Dad.

No worries son..tarra for now then.

There comes a time......comes a time! :rolleyes:
 
And this is what happens if we mix drink and medication.
 
Ours ain't.
Convo basically as follows:

Hi Dad

Hi?

Um, I'm guard duty, so won't be home.

Oh..well that's a first in 9 years!

Aye, still shit though.

Really? Well, you've been the Teflon Lcorp for all the others after all.

So?

So...your turn?

Aye..but ++++++++ not happy. ( Future Missus)

And... what about the times you have been off, and she is doing her job at 40,000 feet? ( Qatar)

Aye...fair one. Harsh but fair.

So, we will see you when?

Dunno really.

Oh well, I'll freeze your turkey for when ever then.

Gee, thanks Dad.

No worries son..tarra for now then.

There comes a time......comes a time! :rolleyes:
And you didn't once say "Stag on" and laugh?
Shame on you.
 
Ours ain't.
Convo basically as follows:

Hi Dad

Hi?

Um, I'm guard duty, so won't be home.

Oh..well that's a first in 9 years!

Aye, still shit though.

Really? Well, you've been the Teflon Lcorp for all the others after all.

So?

So...your turn?

Aye..but ++++++++ not happy. ( Future Missus)

And... what about the times you have been off, and she is doing her job at 40,000 feet? ( Qatar)

Aye...fair one. Harsh but fair.

So, we will see you when?

Dunno really.

Oh well, I'll freeze your turkey for when ever then.

Gee, thanks Dad.

No worries son..tarra for now then.

There comes a time......comes a time! :rolleyes:
I concur
 
Ours ain't.
Convo basically as follows:

Hi Dad

Hi?

Um, I'm guard duty, so won't be home.

Oh..well that's a first in 9 years!

Aye, still shit though.

Really? Well, you've been the Teflon Lcorp for all the others after all.

So?

So...your turn?

Aye..but ++++++++ not happy. ( Future Missus)

And... what about the times you have been off, and she is doing her job at 40,000 feet? ( Qatar)

Aye...fair one. Harsh but fair.

So, we will see you when?

Dunno really.

Oh well, I'll freeze your turkey for when ever then.

Gee, thanks Dad.

No worries son..tarra for now then.

There comes a time......comes a time! :rolleyes:
Well they just get bigger don't they? My Mum always knew I'd get lemoned for Christmas and we always planned for New Years Day. Worked out much better.
 

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I always used to volunteer for Christmas duties.

2 weeks of doing absolutely fuck all, followed by 2 weeks on the piss at home while everyone else is miserable as fuck while digging out onboard.

SLIB.
 
What's a Lcorp?
 
So its his first xmas duty in 9 years?
It used to be singlies did Xmas, pads did New Year. I did Christmas duties three times in my first three years, then again I did volunteer as I had no where to go
Edit... Very tired mong tonight
 
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