all the seniors that generally treat you like s**t start being really nice.
all the tankies and armoured infantry are put on crash diets so they can actually fit into their afv,s. :-X
everyone who joined after about 1990 goes sick, and writes to mum asking her to speak to someone about their human rights!
all guardsmen do absolutly nothing-whats the point-hardly ever get sent to a real job,and if someone messes up and actually sends them into a war they dont get far without lots of help anyway. :-[
Qm,s get very upset cos their actually expected to release equipment from their stores-it cheers them up though when someone comes up with the bright idea that if the soldier dies the army can always try to bill his familie. :'(
APWTs are taken seriously, without the usual cheeting.
1. ITDs are actually completed instead of ticked off against the wall.
2. The Young Subbie stops getting all the sh*t "organise training jobs" so that they get done properly
3. Spare wheels for vehicle mysteriously turn up
4. Equipment that has been demanded finally arrives after being told there are no spares available
a) Troops on arctic excersizes in Norway are ordered to practice building sand castles out of snow. Wearing more than one layer of clothing is forbidden.
b) All of a sudden your life insurance has shot up in price.
c) About £100 million is given to an alcohlic weapon designer, who is told to make the SA80 work. Three months later he realises he hasn't started, and decides to give it go faster stripes before the boss comes in. SA80 now declared most reliable rifle in the World.
d) Lieutenant responsible for point a is promoted to Captain.