Sign here if you have ever killed someone

#2
Who?
Why?
Where?
When?
Where you paid?
 
#3
Signed................although strictly speaking it was my car that did the killing, helped by 14 pints of Stella.
 
#4
Chimpy. said:
Don't tell me- erm let mi guess-
Your mama saw you when you where born and you where so fuucking ugly that her heart stopped.

Or you had too many shandies and drove over a child who was leaving toddler groop.

Or some clown was fool enough to entrust you with a rifle so you shot your mate during a negligent discharge.

So which cap fits coco?

Or have you really and your coming on here seeking retribution-no thats what they call against the grain.
 
#6
How very childish and unprofessional. I ran over a squirrel once, does that count?
 
#9
jarrod248 said:
Chimpy,
Not a good thread, better left alone.
I Agree 100% :wink: :roll:
 
#12
SteveyG said:
its true. im chimpys m8 n he has killed sum1 b4.
WhoopyFuckingDoo!!
 
#15
EAGLE1 said:
Chimpy. said:
Don't tell me- erm let mi guess-
Your mama saw you when you where born and you where so fuucking ugly that her heart stopped.

Or you had too many shandies and drove over a child who was leaving toddler groop.

Or some clown was fool enough to entrust you with a rifle so you shot your mate during a negligent discharge.

So which cap fits coco?

Or have you really and your coming on here seeking retribution-no thats what they call against the grain.
the master walt is back!!!how are your book sales doing eagle 1?? :D
 
#16
Does Spermicidal Genocide count? The vet took away my ability to reproduce.....thank fcuk!
 
#18
Porridge_gun said:
I'll move this back into the NAAFI now that the 'Eagle' has landed once more...

I'd be delighted to see the welcome he gets.
he,s got some guts mind p.g. :wink:
 
#19
are chimpy and his mate igor

one and the same

or are if they are different people

does anyone reckon they are involved in an inappropiate

relationship

( I use the big words so igor wont know what I am saying)
 
#20
jibman said:
he,s got some guts mind p.g. :wink:
Guts or sheer stupidity, I know what my money is on

Have said before, put up and I'll be the first to apologise and send a cheque to his charity of choice, until then he is just a walting spoon in need of being beaten with a ladle until very poorly
 

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