Sign here if you have ever killed someone

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Chimpy., May 19, 2007.

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  1. Signed
  2. Who?
    Where you paid?
  3. Signed................although strictly speaking it was my car that did the killing, helped by 14 pints of Stella.
  4. Don't tell me- erm let mi guess-
    Your mama saw you when you where born and you where so fuucking ugly that her heart stopped.

    Or you had too many shandies and drove over a child who was leaving toddler groop.

    Or some clown was fool enough to entrust you with a rifle so you shot your mate during a negligent discharge.

    So which cap fits coco?

    Or have you really and your coming on here seeking retribution-no thats what they call against the grain.
  5. its true. im chimpys m8 n he has killed sum1 b4.
  6. How very childish and unprofessional. I ran over a squirrel once, does that count?
  7. A couple of birds in Tidworth, Aldershot and Belfast with lots of love.
  8. I have choked more than my fair share of chickens in my life, does that count?
  9. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP

    I Agree 100% :wink: :roll:
  10. thousand die every time I Wa&k. ( if I did )

  11. :D
  12. WhoopyFuckingDoo!!
  13. Surely a candidate for the 'Oxygen Thief' tag?
  14. Seconded... :tp: :toilet: :donut:
  15. the master walt is back!!!how are your book sales doing eagle 1?? :D