Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Trojan700, Sep 15, 2006.

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  1. Trojan700

    Trojan700 Clanker

    This was me last year on leave just before going to BLMF, can anyone beat my sidies?
  2. whocares

    whocares Old-Salt

    You flippin look like Monkey off Monkey Magic 'Ahh Pigsy looking pletty ugly today!'
  3. They are feckin mega!! Are you in a Slade tribute band?
  4. Simo,

    You are my new found hero.

    I shall be growing mine extra long now to upset the pongos where I am!!!
  5. tally_target

    tally_target War Hero

    You look like the SGT/MAJ from Zulu , class !
  6. You hideous wookie!

    You look like you've dipped your head in prittstick and put your head in a box of ewoks
  7. It's Desperate Dan.
  8. Bagster

    Bagster Old-Salt

    no, it's Amos Brierly
  9. Trojan700

    Trojan700 Clanker

    When I was growing them I went from WOLVERINE to AMOS over night, and coming from Yorkshire it was very apt.
  10. Nevermind the burners, you Walt...

    What about getting down the Gym and losing some of those chins...??
  11. asmallbrownduck

    asmallbrownduck War Hero

    Best "Buggers Grips" I've seen in a long time.

    You must be popular with the Bendy Bunch.

  12. Howler

    Howler War Hero

    What are you TA or regular?
    I hope it's TA

    If you came back off leave to my old boys (Support Coy, 1 Para) looking like that We'd hold you down and stick our c*cks in your eyes.

    I don't care about your comical hair growth, but the fleece and the nose hair have got to go.