A woman is in hospital, and gives birth to a child. The doctor promptly snatches up the child and starts swinging it around his head by the umbilical cord. "You're killing my baby!" screams the woman By now the doctor is smacking the baby against the wall, and the mother is understandably hysterical.... "My BABY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHHHH" With a sickening crack the doctor smacks the baby on the floor, and hands it to the woman "YOU'VE KILLED IT" she screams. The doctor replies; "April fools day madam. You had a miscarriage"