Sickest Joke in The World

#1
A woman is in hospital, and gives birth to a child. The doctor promptly snatches up the child and starts swinging it around his head by the umbilical cord.

"You're killing my baby!" screams the woman

By now the doctor is smacking the baby against the wall, and the mother is understandably hysterical....

"My BABY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHHHH"

With a sickening crack the doctor smacks the baby on the floor, and hands it to the woman

"YOU'VE KILLED IT" she screams. The doctor replies;

"April fools day madam. You had a miscarriage"
 
#4
That was poor, I fully expected to actually be sickened. You know that legally, this is known as false advertising.
 

stet

War Hero
#5
still funny though
 
#11
careful norfolk boy, she doesnt look like your normal type of scutter!
 
#13
Post a proper size pic, in the gallery, so that we can pass judgement.
 
#16
But then again we might not, if you wanna show off in your avatar, do it in style in the gallary.
 
#17
heres a sick one for you....

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What
are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you,"
replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way
home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in
the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to
my place.

Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We did it all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
on top!"
"
Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You are one
lucky guy.Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found the head!"
 
#18
buckethead_girl said:
"Post a proper size pic, in the gallery, so that we can pass judgement."

You might be mean :|
No we wont..................promise! :roll:
 
#19
I posted a horrible Picture of me and my friend when we were semi drunk at an Arabian Nights TA Party... and now you've promised to be nice. Heh!
 
#20
buckethead_girl said:
I posted a horrible Picture of me and my friend when we were semi drunk at an Arabian Nights TA Party... and now you've promised to be nice. Heh!
WOW you and your mate look stunning.

Thats a lot better than the drunken pic i posted
 

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