Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man phone's his boss one morning and announces.

    'Boss, I ain't coming into work today, I'm afraid I'm sick.'

    The boss is obviously disgruntled and replies, 'Well man, how sick are you?'

    To which the man answers back: 'Well I'm in bed with my sister, you tell me!'