Sick Symptom of the Worlds Decline

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 4, 2009.

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  1. Decelin? Is that another form of pig flu or summat?
  2. DECLINE -okay?

    its still morning in my part of the world and I have fat fumbly pre-coffee injection fingers.
    FFS!.. picky picky..knew I shouldn't have come back to ARRSE.. full of uptight dweebs now, instead of randy, hard-drinking ba*tards like before..

    further evidence of decline, to prove my point..
  3. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

  4. Hey dno't shoto the mussanga muster, I wsa onlee askin der question.
  5. Shoot them all.

    They must all die!
  6. By “play” I mean that they dress them and push them around in strollers or carriages. They tuck them into their cribs at night, and rock and hold and cherish them.

    Sad bastids!! Mind you, if these 'babies' look better than 'Garbage Patch' Dolls that some Females were wailing about some 10 to 15 years ago.... then it doesnt say much to their emotional farcing intelligence..... 8O

    Mind you, if they are making 'realistic' Lady Dolls, with all the 'attachments', well they are an improvment on the blow up Sheep or dolls of a few years ago...... maybe Lady-boys as well.....

    My girlfirend wont even let me have a Teddy.... but I wear hers when she is out down the Pub with the Ladies Darts Team..... I jest really.... :oops: :oops: :p
  7. Why not spend an extra few dollars and at least avoid being a paedo... NSFW!

    You know you want one...
  8. "Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat" :? :? :?