Sick of the taste of haddock? Use a 'licking patch' - Bizarre new invention from DK

#1
Have you ever wished that your wife/girlfriend/bird that you met at closing time's flange tasted less like a portion of clam chowder, and more like a Polo Mint (the mint with the hole :))?

If so, you'll probably be very interested in the latest Danish idea; the 'Slikkelap' or licking patch. It's a piece of flavoured latex of about A6 size which is designed to be placed over her interesting bits while you give her a bit of a tongueing.



Original article in Danish:

Ekstra Bladet - Nyt kvindekondom: Slikkelap med mintsmag

Google translate's version of the article:

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Utterly, utterly bizarre........
 
#2
Have you ever wished that your wife/girlfriend/bird that you met at closing time's flange tasted less like a portion of clam chowder, and more like a Polo Mint (the mint with the hole :))?

If so, you'll probably be very interested in the latest Danish idea; the 'Slikkelap' or licking patch. It's a piece of flavoured latex of about A6 size which is designed to be placed over her interesting bits while you give her a bit of a tongueing.



Original article in Danish:

Ekstra Bladet - Nyt kvindekondom: Slikkelap med mintsmag

Google translate's version of the article:

Google Translate

Utterly, utterly bizarre........
I wonder if they come/cum in any different flavours, e.g. newky brown or gorgonzola :)
 

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#3
As a teenager I recall watching a 'better sex for mid life couples' video that I'd borrowed from my mate's mum's collection. In my naivety I thought it would be decent tugging material. I was wrong it was just an instructional video with two 40 something year olds smashing the fuck out of each other. One of the scenes dealt with the unpleasantness of going down on your skanking 45 year old wife and it recommended stretching a piece of clingfilm over her minge.
 
#4
New to the Danes maybe but not new. Seen these a few years ago during a health education lesson. The RAMC Sgt had all sorts of colours but I'm not sure about flavours.

Some of the dames (see what I did there!) in the lesson were quite interested in the idea.

Q.
 
#5
A bit like eating a chocolate bar with the wrapper still on
 
#6
As a teenager I recall watching a 'better sex for mid life couples' video that I'd borrowed from my mate's mum's collection. In my naivety I thought it would be decent tugging material. I was wrong it was just an instructional video with two 40 something year olds smashing the fuck out of each other. One of the scenes dealt with the unpleasantness of going down on your skanking 45 year old wife and it recommended stretching a piece of clingfilm over her minge.

Just take it off the top of the sherry trifle for a bit of extra lube and flavour. Don't forget to put it back though, you wouldn't want bacteria to get on your cream and custard.
 
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#10
I'd suggest letting the corners melt a little before trying to stick that Toblerone up your clay pipe.
 
#12
I'd suggest letting the corners melt a little before trying to stick that Toblerone up your clay pipe.
And also, the tin foil can be a bit irritating

Er, is that Jarrod in the photo?
 

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#16
I bet the 'teeth' would do a sovereign job on your piles if yanked down fast.
It would also make a really cool noise. Like that musical instrument they give to mong children, where they scrape the stick along the serrated edge.
 
#17
It would also make a really cool noise. Like that musical instrument they give to mong children, where they scrape the stick along the serrated edge.
Speaks the voice of experience.......... ^_~
 
#19
I remember back in 1990 the militant lesbians at University demanding free "dental dams" because they felt left out of all the safe sex chic that the gay boys had embarked on......
 
#20
It would also make a really cool noise. Like that musical instrument they give to mong children, where they scrape the stick along the serrated edge.
They're called combs you know. Are you bald?
 

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