Sick joke about Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by SuperGay, Mar 12, 2014.

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  1. Yes

  2. Feck No!

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  1. It's like a cunt but with extra cunt!
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  2. Life used to be simpler when you just crayoned on the khazi wall.
  3. Give it a week and he’ll have disappeared off everyone’s radar.
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  5. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Really? Hereford FC did a nasty line in Aberfan jokes when playing over the border!
  6. You Live and learn I've never heard any of them in all these years.
  7. About as funny as a bucket of cold sick.
  8. Can someone explain to me how something can be "too funny"?

    Did it make you laugh so much that you're head fell off, or some similar type of life ending tragedy?

    Or am I just not 'down with the kids'?
  9. Hide and seek world championships.
    Level = Expert
  10. Just heard they've found the wings

    Mrs Wing said they were very luck to have missed the flight
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  11. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I got an e-mail at work this morning from the grown-ups. One of our executives was aboard.

    Whelmed? More under than over to be honest.
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  12. It was slag you ignorant slag! If you are a femynyne creature I may or may not take it back, if you are not I won't.
  13. Twitter?
    Not in to the new social media!
    Very intrusive & all your details get sold on so you can get spammed!!
  14. Not the first time half the village has been under the same welsh slag though is it
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  15. Under? Not chuffing likely. We prefer on top. Have you seen the size of some of those Welsh slags?