Sick Bay

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  1. Jack is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
    oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
    difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
    appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
    only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
    testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
    covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
    testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
    nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
    slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
    very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?