Sick Bay

#1
Jack is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
appears to give him a partial sponge bath.


"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"


Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here to wash your upper body and feet."


He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"


Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir!"


The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top