siamese twins

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  1. Fcuk knows why but i found myself thinking about siamese twins. Will anyone admit to doing siamese twins? and was it any good? :D

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  2. I met some Siamese twins once. Well, they might have been Burmese, those far eastern languages all sound the same to me.
  3. the one on the left can suck me while righty nibbled my plums

    back soon - shower
  4. Too much nagging!
  5. Your ment to shag them, Not swap knitting patterns. :roll:
  6. He never said anyhting about a relationship. 'em and chuck 'em. :twisted:

    Unfortunately, I've never experienced a bit of conjoined loving. Given the chance I probably would though. :wink:
  7. Burmese you say?

    I once knew a Burmese horse.
    Of course, he didn't know he was a horse
    But I knew Jim so I told him,
    Now he knows and so I close.
  8. Yeah - i would!
  9. would it count as a threesome? twoandahalfsome doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
  10. Only two jugs?

  11. They can both blow me at the same time - share the luurve.
  12. The perfect combination would be four tits, two bum holes, a vag that was as tight as a choir boys arse, no head and wheels for feet. Oh, if it could have a mini fridge built into its stomach, it'd be preferable.

    I really wish the boffins would get their shite toegther with this genetic engineering stuff.
  13. That will be all the photoshop geeks getting no sleep tonight. :crash:
  14. Would that be called "Giving Heads!"