Siamese Twins

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wwerewolf, Sep 29, 2006.

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  1. If you tap off with Siamese twins, get them into bed and one wants it up the chocolate star fish and one doesnt, does it count as a sexual offence? and if both dont, can you get done on 2 accounts?
  2. that depends on wether they share or if each twin has their own arrse
  3. Good point, interesting one, dont know!!
  4. you got a date tonight or something? Just doing a bit of prep for it?

    do it...and do it well....
  5. Are they in a wheelchair and displaying mong tendancies? If so then can I have a go on them after you?
  6. ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  7. I like your style. Is that the sound the chainsaw makes as it goes through both wheelchair and occupant?
  8. I like were this thread is heading spaztastic
  9. Fcuk off you retard :x
  10. Thought it was (parent of) retard?
  11. He'd put a chainsaw through his own kid?
  12. as long as i can have a go on the pieces i wont tell :twisted:
  13. An intresting question, proberly be better if they got DP.
  14. Now i've got the (some of) the ARRSE community thinking i've got a disabled child.
  15. Is it a male and female Siamese thing? You could have a 2 and a halfsome. Shag the female one up the Dung Trumpet while gobbling the male one, 3 Para Mortars stylee.

    Like to see some pics.