Siamese Twins

#1
If you tap off with Siamese twins, get them into bed and one wants it up the chocolate star fish and one doesnt, does it count as a sexual offence? and if both dont, can you get done on 2 accounts?
 
#2
that depends on wether they share or if each twin has their own arrse
 
#4
you got a date tonight or something? Just doing a bit of prep for it?

do it...and do it well....
 
#7
no1cares said:
Bullet Sponge said:
Are they in a wheelchair and displaying mong tendancies? If so then can I have a go on them after you?
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I like your style. Is that the sound the chainsaw makes as it goes through both wheelchair and occupant?
 
#8
the_crimp_off said:
no1cares said:
Bullet Sponge said:
Are they in a wheelchair and displaying mong tendancies? If so then can I have a go on them after you?
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I like your style. Is that the sound the chainsaw makes as it goes through both wheelchair and occupant?
I like were this thread is heading spaztastic
 
#11
the_crimp_off said:
Bullet Sponge said:
no1cares said:
Bullet Sponge said:
Are they in a wheelchair and displaying mong tendancies? If so then can I have a go on them after you?
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fcuk off you retard :x
Thought it was (parent of) retard?
He'd put a chainsaw through his own kid?
 
#12
Death_Rowums said:
the_crimp_off said:
Bullet Sponge said:
no1cares said:
Bullet Sponge said:
Are they in a wheelchair and displaying mong tendancies? If so then can I have a go on them after you?
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fcuk off you retard :x
Thought it was (parent of) retard?
He'd put a chainsaw through his own kid?
as long as i can have a go on the pieces i wont tell :twisted:
 
#15
Is it a male and female Siamese thing? You could have a 2 and a halfsome. Shag the female one up the Dung Trumpet while gobbling the male one, 3 Para Mortars stylee.

Like to see some pics.

Mint.
 
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