"Shut the City Down" Protest - Um, no :)

Aah, Dorky_Shit! You're such a nasty, vindictive little shit that it warms my heart when I get under your repellant skin.:)

MsG
You couldn't "get under the skin" of a skinless pork sausage, you fibbing fuckwit.
 
You just can't help yourself, can you, Dorky_Shit! At no time did I ever mention any "Olympic trial" or indeed anything to do with the Olympics. At no time did I ever mention East Germany in that connection. It wasn't a "semi-famous German artist" I was shagging. She was a primary school teacher at the time. And she's a gallerist, not an artist. At no time did I ever mention rediscovering any shade of yellow - lost or not.

All of your childish exaggerations are a prime example of how you go to work. "Actually, that doesn't sound outrageous enough, so I'll 'embellish' it a bit". Have you ever considered actually growing up, bollock-brain? Allegedly, you're a top engineer fronting an allegedly world-class company, so how come you can find time to spend endless hours combing the internet looking for stuff you can use against me? Normal folks usually pass that stage at about 12 years old. so you've still a bit to go. It's all a bit "psychotic" don't you think? Over four years of relentless, hysterical, obsessive trolling, just so that you feel "accepted" by the "sowjaz" on ARRSE. Oh, and what's with your: "I almost joined the army" bollix? Every man feels worse for not having served, or similar. Sounds about right for you, mush!

MsG
Again, Dark Nit is matter-of-fact about having not served. We have no hard evidence that you ever have. There is no shame in trying to join, but quite a bit in walting. How are your buddies on the 29 Fld Amb website? Anyone remember you yet?
 
And again a non-response from your man Dorky_Shit!
Such a high level of "not-botheredness" is truly remarkable. He even documented his "not-botheredness" by "dumbing" all my posts. That's proper mature, that is. :-D :-D :-D

MsG
No he hasn't. Aquavite is not Dark_Nit. Another untruth.
 
Come on, Bugsy! Really impress us again with your tales of hanging out with David Bowie and Iggy Pop in a Berlin nightclub in the 80s!
 
We've established the absolute fact you're a permasending liar, so protestations to the contrary are futile.
What we're interested in is the "why", purely for shits & giggles of course.

C'mon Bugsy: WHY do you post such ridiculous lies & fantasies?
I've already explained it, its attention seeking due to his father's brutal sexual abuse when Bugsy was younger.
 
Doubtless this will provoke another rant, fuelled by exceptionally pure non-addicitive heroin and a large bottle of the cheapest strong cider from the off-license on Gregory Boulevard.
Have you seen the clip of the houses in that dump? I rent my current house, but at least I chose to rent something decent. I think my bedroom is bigger than his entire hovel.
 
This has been one of the most epic meltdown in internet history.

So after the White Lightning fuelled keyboard ragefukc at 1am, hopefully @DaManBugs has managed to get enough shut-eye in his rat infested benefits flea-pit to answer the question I asked some hours ago:

Venezuela. How's the socialist utopia going over there? People loving it? Economy flourishing? Inflation under control? Natural resources being used to best effect? Public services the envy of the Western World?

How about North Korea. They do Socialism too. The Long Arduous March wasn't that tough was it? I mean, the Boyo's had a harder time when you were disarming coppers and your brother was getting slotted. Twice. In fact, he probably has a harder time tracking IP addresses and internet-smiting your detractors while commanding the interweb. It pales into insignificance when investigating rapey Comrade Deltas. After all, what's a couple of million starving peasants amongst commies?

I await your learned evaluation.
Oh dear. Your optimism is laudable, but futile.
 
Again, Dark Nit is matter-of-fact about having not served. We have no hard evidence that you ever have. There is no shame in trying to join, but quite a bit in walting. How are your buddies on the 29 Fld Amb website? Anyone remember you yet?
@DaManBugs, IIRC, a while ago you said you were att to either 11H or RH. Can you remember which, where and when? I'd be interested to know.
 
@DaManBugs, IIRC, a while ago you said you were att to either 11H or RH. Can you remember which, where and when? I'd be interested to know.
He says a lot of things, most of them turn out to be untrue.
 
I've already explained it, its attention seeking due to his father's brutal sexual abuse when Bugsy was younger.
It must have been spectacularly brutal to create such a creature.
 

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When have I ever been mean to you? I'm quite possibly the nicest person I know.
You're the nicest person I know, Princessness! I humbly grovel and abase myself at the thought that you even deign to read my mutterings. Alternatively, I've drunk too much, got high on heart meds and couldn't give a F**k
 

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What about his results in the army intelligence test? No one else can remember being told how their results compared to everyone else in their intake. Even at RCB.
It would be nice if @DaManBugs was to write (and publish) his autobiography. A gripping record of his tall tales life in military service for various countries, his exploits as Herr Honecker's right hand man, his ante and post GDR adventures and the life changing events that shaped the man he is today.

That would shut his cynical disbelievers and critics of Arrse up once and for all and firmly establish his unimpeachable credibility.
 

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It would be nice if @DaManBugs was to write (and publish) his autobiography. A gripping record of his tall tales life in military service for various countries, his exploits as Herr Honecker's right hand man, his ante and post GDR adventures and the life changing events that shaped the man he is today.

That would shut his cynical disbelievers and critics of Arrse up once and for all and firmly establish his unimpeachable credibility.
His credibility would be likened to a snowflake in hell.
 

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It would be nice if @DaManBugs was to write (and publish) his autobiography. A gripping record of his tall tales life in military service for various countries, his exploits as Herr Honecker's right hand man, his ante and post GDR adventures and the life changing events that shaped the man he is today.

That would shut his cynical disbelievers and critics of Arrse up once and for all and firmly establish his unimpeachable credibility.
Will it will be in the Fairy Tale section of the libraries?
 
It would be nice if @DaManBugs was to write (and publish) his autobiography. A gripping record of his tall tales life in military service for various countries, his exploits as Herr Honecker's right hand man, his ante and post GDR adventures and the life changing events that shaped the man he is today.

That would shut his cynical disbelievers and critics of Arrse up once and for all and firmly establish his unimpeachable credibility.
We did try doing a Bugsy timeline once. We bent space and time so much that the Time Lords had to stop us.
 

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