Shreddies

#1
Now here's the problem, my issued longjohns (circa 1966) have served me well as cut down underpants, as you all know you only
need 2 pairs of shreddies, a week one way out followed by a week inside out, and you are good for a month or a little bit longer if
you are abroad, Benidorm or Salou.

Now mine have reached the end of their days, bleached to death and i have also used all of the 45 darning and sewing kits that i
aqcuired on my leaving, so repairing them any further is out.

So i took myself down town in search of replacements, well fercking baffled, mens briefs, with or without keyhole, boxers, slips
thongs, button fly, no fly, lurex, spandex, cotton!!.

Anyway i grabbed a dozen or so packages of different styles, why the ferk they put 3 or 5 or 7 in a pack i don't know? you know we only need 2
pairs. I gets stripped off in the cubicle and try some on, bloody hell those thongs fercking hurt, the boxers? well my nuts were a
dangling, none of the different versions were any good at containment in the jump up and down test, bits clashing and banging together
bloody painful.
Next thing there is a lot of banging on the door, bloody security woman "what you doing in there?"
I opened up , forgetting i had ferck all on at this stage, she screamed blue murder, and booted me in the dangly bits,made me pay













































































































































































































































So what's the Arrse solution? boxers, commando, plenty of thongs out there eh eh nudge nudge, failing that i can raise a couple
of quid if anyone has a pair or two of longjohns for the use of.

for all 42 pairs of shreddies i had opened to try on, health and safety
 
#4
It's a bit late now, but if you'd also reversed your cut-down long johns, you could have had twice the wear out of them. It's the washing that ruins them, so that's best avoided.

When you get your replacements, you could use that new washing liquid. You don't need a washing machine and you'll save a fortune on hot water. Febreeze, i think it's called.

Don't forget to cut off the rubber button when you ditch your shreddies. They're a bastard to get replacements for.
 
#5
I might have some WRAC long johns in my diffies room. Ish.

(I handed everything in - remember.....)
 
#8
From your spit.

A big boy wrote that and ran away, Sir.

Would you like some? Would you like some of this?
Dale does the "Come On" sign that is internashul.
 
#9
#10
Well when you have testicles the size of chicken eggs, Breifs are the only thing that support comfortably without 'em slapping about all day, gives me sweat rash in the summer mind, still swings and roundabouts.
 
#11
Freeball - eversince I rocked up to the RAP as a young dig with a bit of jock rash and the RMO said "turf 'em dig", never looked back. Oh, the missus is always shitfaced when we go out, no sense of humour that woman.
 
#13
Shreddies are meant to be worn on the head with a pencil in each nostril to accentuate the look.

As for the trouser area, real men go commando. Does make social intercourse after following through a bit challenging though.
 
#14
I go commando it has it's advantages get to dangle free and your hygine improves as you make sure you get rid of the brown bum sauce as you dont want gravy stains on the inside of the trousers. Only thing is make sure you get rid of the dribbles after a slash as if it gets on your trousers you might end up smelling like a tramp after a day or two
 
#15
I go commando it has it's advantages get to dangle free and your hygine improves as you make sure you get rid of the brown bum sauce as you dont want gravy stains on the inside of the trousers. Only thing is make sure you get rid of the dribbles after a slash as if it gets on your trousers you might end up smelling like a tramp after a day or two
Bet your mommy is no worried if you get run over by a bus.
 
#16
well problem solved for now, that kick in the nuts really stings, so i am wearing the latest designer shred's from nhs
 

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#17
I had a security guard shout through a changing room door in Marks and Spencers once, asking me how long I would be, I shouted back 'as soon as someone bring me paper to wipe my arse.'
 
#19
I figured that it was called 'going commando' for a reason and never wore shreddies in the field, after a particularly bad case of 'red eye', after wearing briefs on ex. It was solved only be a very understanding buddy, who applied a liberal sprinkling of that horrible sick-smelling foot powder to the affected region. After that, no problems - also it allowed the 'cratchal region of me combats to dry a lot quicker sans 'underpant resevoir'.
That said, I never tried the issue shreddies - I mean the origional 'drawers cellular' from whence the name 'shreddies' came.
Maybe they'll be coming out in MTP - I'll start a thread about it.
 
#20
Weird - I tried to google and bing an image search for drawers cellular, and all I got was links to RAF Halton reunions!
I challenge you to find a picture of Drawers Cellular! (worn if possible)
 
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