Shreddies for breakfast?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by eodmatt, Feb 5, 2010.

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  1. To be honest though. With a face like his there's not much chance of any woman giving him their knickers voluntarily unless they'd sh1t them first.

    I don't know about him being Mayor of anywhere. With a head like his, he looks like he got left behind when the Mlaar bus last visited. :D
     

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  2. What a fu(kin window licker - I bet hes a hoot on the p*ss though. He`d have some real original storys to tell as well.
     
  3. I am sure it was said in a previous thread that he looked like Beaker from the Muppets
     
  4. More like a Muppet from my Beaker!
     
  5. Or even a Keeker from my Bucket!

    Boom boom!
     
  6. Ewwwwwwwwwwww

    Put a yamuka on him and he'd look like the guy who used to run off with our smalls when I was living with friends in Jerusalem! He must get around!
     
  7. OMG, it's the Phantom Shitter! I'd recognise him anywhere!!! LOL