Showering naked infront of young children - Am I wrong?

Is showering infront of kids, in the situation described, wrong?

  • Yes - You're dirty and you should be hung up by dangly bits until the crows peck your eyes

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  • Nope - Carry on, infact I'm getting a semi just thinking about it

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  • Nope - Don't just carry on, roll up the blinds and give them a proper show

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#1
Arrsers, I have a problem

When I go to shower in the morning only the lower pane of glass in my bathroom is frosted, and the blinds are broken so are only half slanted. This would be fine, only my head is visible and only slightly so. However, my bathroom overlooks the playground of a nearby primary school. They can't see anything, they probably don't even relate a pinkish blob in a distant window to someone showering. Yet I'm still naked, and I can see them playing around all sweet and innocent.

This makes me feel very very wrong.

Am I right to feel this way?

(to pre-empt any of those really sick minded... no I don't enter deadly hand to gland combat whilst in the shower, doing that infront of kids would just be.... ugh)
 
#2
crabby said:
Arrsers, I have a problem

When I go to shower in the morning only the lower pane of glass in my bathroom is frosted, and the blinds are broken so are only half slanted. This would be fine, only my head is visible and only slightly so. However, my bathroom overlooks the playground of a nearby primary school. They can't see anything, they probably don't even relate a pinkish blob in a distant window to someone showering. Yet I'm still naked, and I can see them playing around all sweet and innocent.

This makes me feel very very wrong.

Am I right to feel this way?

(to pre-empt any of those really sick minded... no I don't enter deadly hand to gland combat whilst in the shower, doing that infront of kids would just be.... ugh)
Personally crabby I think your question would be better directed at Arrsers who have first hand experience of being naked in front of kids. Give Little Jack Horner a shout.
 
#5
Crabby, you are a very sick man. Get professional help soon. Talking helps and will cleanse you soul....... :lol:



Keep up the good arrser work :p

fastmedic
 
#7
You did read the bit that basically said they couldn't even see my todger if they tried?? It's just I know I'm naked, and you can see all these sweet kiddies playing in the playground and it just makes me feel uncomfortable
 
#8
crabby said:
You did read the bit that basically said they couldn't even see my todger if they tried?? It's just I know I'm naked, and you can see all these sweet kiddies playing in the playground and it just makes me feel uncomfortable
In Little Jack Horner's case read "painfully erect".
 

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#9
the_crimp_off said:
crabby said:
You did read the bit that basically said they couldn't even see my todger if they tried?? It's just I know I'm naked, and you can see all these sweet kiddies playing in the playground and it just makes me feel uncomfortable
In Little Jack Horner's case read "painfully erect".
Crabby - leave when you are well behind. Sad thread, but - please leave it here for (your) future reference.
 
#11
Hell, man.. just don't look at the kids, then... get a laminated piccie of your favourite " tart du jour " and hang it from the shower head and focus your energies there.. problem solved...unless you're gathering a crowd below, then give them your best shot...
 
#13
Maybe if the problem is that you can see the children, wear blacked-out goggles. That could make the situation slightly worse if you happened to slip due to blindness, fall through your window naked and onto the playing field.
 
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#14
Considering what you’ve said to 5.56mm in the past, our friendly neighbourhood 14yr old boy

crabby said:
I'm having unnatural thoughts about a night in with 5.56
crabby said:
cadets are only there for the AIs' perverse pleasures
This…

crabby said:
I'm naked, and you can see all these sweet kiddies playing in the playground and it just makes me feel uncomfortable
…does not look good.

Do you trade photos whit LJH?
 
#15
Are you a Catholic Crabby? Were you bought up to think of nudity as sinful? Seriously mate, if they cant see anything below the waist you've got nothing to be ashamed of. I cant see much from my bathroom window, but when I wander naked from the shower back to my bedroom, I often stand and watch the world go by outside while I drink my tea. I can see kids, adults, dogs, cats and horses. Even if I stood in front of the window they woudnt be able to see anything.
The only time I might be tempted to allow someone a sneaky peek, would be if I saw some nuns passing my house. I'd leap naked onto my bed, put my hands behind my head, thrust my hips back and forward whilst belting out the Rod Stuart classic "If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy............" is that disrespectful? will I go to hell? :D
 
#16
Goku said:
Considering what you’ve said to 5.56mm in the past, our friendly neighbourhood 14yr old boy

crabby said:
I'm having unnatural thoughts about a night in with 5.56
crabby said:
cadets are only there for the AIs' perverse pleasures
This…

crabby said:
I'm naked, and you can see all these sweet kiddies playing in the playground and it just makes me feel uncomfortable
…does not look good.

Do you trade photos whit LJH?
eeeek, didn't realise you'd seen those... I was kidding about 5.56 btw... nothing worse than a kit obsessed kid. I'm also not an AI so safe. If it helps I have an enhance disclosure from criminal records bureau that basically means I'm safe to work with kids... because I am
 
#17
Why not drag your fat arrse out of your pit at a respectable hour and get the ablutions sorted before the kiddies arrive at school :? either that or wait till the bell has gone and they're inside.

You sad perve :cry:
 
#19
Didosdadsdogsdead said:
Why not drag your fat arrse out of your pit at a respectable hour and get the ablutions sorted before the kiddies arrive at school :? either that or wait till the bell has gone and they're inside.

You sad perve :cry:
I work strange hours quite often, so will shower at pretty much anytime of day or night, including lunch/afternoon.

Flashy - What about sandmanfez? Would you trust him? Basically I'm not a catholic priest and don't get hard thinking about children. The problem is merely the fact that I know I'm naked, even though at 50m, with frosted glass covering my entire body except head and blinds as well the kiddies won't have the foggiest
 
#20
doctrine said:
crabby said:
Goku said:
Considering what you’ve said to 5.56mm in the past, our friendly neighbourhood 14yr old boy

crabby said:
I'm having unnatural thoughts about a night in with 5.56
crabby said:
cadets are only there for the AIs' perverse pleasures
This…

crabby said:
I'm naked, and you can see all these sweet kiddies playing in the playground and it just makes me feel uncomfortable
…does not look good.




Do you trade photos whit LJH?

eeeek, didn't realise you'd seen those... I was kidding about 5.56 btw... nothing worse than a kit obsessed kid. I'm also not an AI so safe. If it helps I have an enhance disclosure from criminal records bureau that basically means I'm safe to work with kids... because I am



Crabby you disgust me I think I am going to vomit
Now you know how we feel...
 

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