Show Your Support to Combat Terrorism

The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat
terrorism and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these
terrorists this Friday at 15:00 hours. It is a well-known fact that the
Al- Quaeda are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look
at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women
should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in
their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Al- Quaeda
and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us, so
anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist,
denounced to the world and shot!!!