Ah yes, the dog clippers.
Boot size? If you did say it out loud you may not need them much longer.Ah yes, the dog clippers.
Mentioned to Mrs B yesterday that would soon have to deploy on some fluffy bits and might need her to help.
Got a look of complete and utter horror.
"Wassup with that? WTF do you think hairdresser does anyway? Apart from.that sod all hair and you could not screw it up if you tried"
Nope. Hair is for Hairdressers and involves long, costly rituals. Blasphemy to even think otherwise
Probably getting twitchy because her Cruella de Vil grey streak is developing nicely. (Thinks: really hope I didn't actually say that out loud. Been rather silent for a while now)
Scalp wounds do tend to bleed quite a lot, don't fret, report sick 0700 tomorrow, with small pack. You will probably get A disposal, tubigrip and 2 paracetamol.