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Grumblegrunt

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Grumblegrunt

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At the turn of the century, my barber wanted over £5 to give me a number two all over. As this was a five minute job, I bimbled up to Argos and invested in one of Wahls best pieces of engineering.

Over the mists of time, we are now down to a number one up top, but I did decide to fashion a rather sexy 70's 'tache!

Want me to have a look at your plumbing pet?

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No1 haircut and 70's porno tache.

You must be beating them off you with a sharp, shitty stick.

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I stongly suspect Jarrod will be wanting words with you about your chin....

In a "manly way" no doubt.
That's why I shaved the middle out of my goatee, it tickles his lovespuds and he loses his "rhythm"
 
That's why I shaved the middle out of my goatee, it tickles his lovespuds and he loses his "rhythm"
That's the second instance of canal goatee on here in a few days.

The mods here are powerless against this crime.
I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the editor of The Daily Telegraph about this.
 
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Do you think he'll know what "canal goateeon" is?

I tried google and it linked me to this thread.
Sounds suspiciously Ffrench.
 

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philc

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So its time for another No. 4 which the wife duly does outside, its a sunny day, why not? She then gives the white beard a trim and tidy up, snickering to her self, she seems amused at some thing.

After an hour or so I decided to pop in doors for a pee, look in to the mirror to see how she has done and I now have a pink goatee. The witch has combed in one or those wash out dyes, shall I keep it.

No, no photos.
 

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