No1 haircut and 70's porno tache.At the turn of the century, my barber wanted over £5 to give me a number two all over. As this was a five minute job, I bimbled up to Argos and invested in one of Wahls best pieces of engineering.
Over the mists of time, we are now down to a number one up top, but I did decide to fashion a rather sexy 70's 'tache!
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That's the second instance of canal goatee on here in a few days.That's why I shaved the middle out of my goatee, it tickles his lovespuds and he loses his "rhythm"