Show us yer baps, which one gets your vinegar stroke

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wag Tail, Nov 11, 2012.

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  1. Greggs staff get naked for charity. Check out the link and scroll down for the pics

    Greggs staff get naked as bakery giant launches nude charity calender - Mirror Online

    While my vote goes to the young and fit one covered in the cherry tarts, the first one is strangely alluring...........................In a fat dwarf bird with a can of squirty cream and a huge pile of dohnuts kind of way. She may be smiling but you just know she'd kick yer fakin teeth in if you went for those cakes!

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    Until the police kicked the door down and dragged me off her.
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  3. Yep that's the one!
  4. Too fucking right! Contender for ARRSE girl of the month there? Wonder if she does zumba and likes ice lollies....
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  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fucks sakes. And here was me thinking this one had slipped under the radar.

    Look, some people in Newcastle read books and not all of us are fat. Some of us know important people like teachers and bank managers. Many of us do not sport contrived hair or intimate tattoos and some of our birds to not wear shite Primark shoes.

    Fucking racial stereotypes. It makes me puke.
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  6. This one looks a fun time in the sack
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  7. HHH

    HHH LE

    This one would know how to tickle your fancy!

  8. Mmmmmmm, tasty.
    I like Bakewells. And tarts too.
    Shame about the shoes.
  9. I have NEVER been in a Greggs but if that young'un is a real member of staff that is about to change.....
    I might get lucky when I waddle in and ask for a pair of their finest baps.
  10. I'd give her a bun in the oven.
  11. iF "Some" ever becomes "Most", get back on that high-horse!
  12. They can't. They fucked it and ate it.
  13. She looks a bit 'dishevelled', a-la a night in the sack with yours truly. :lick:
  14. She's wearing shoes?