show me yours, I'll show you mine

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by la_gazelle, Feb 22, 2005.

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  1. Hi guys,

    DPM-coloured action wanted! Had this fetish for a while and it seems the time has come to realise it...

    Can't wait to hear from you!
  2. Oh. My. God.
  3. Erm, are you quite sure you know what your asking for?

    Stand by, Stand by!


    FA2 standing by.
  4. Buy a colouring book and some brown and green crayons then.

    Is your name Kevin?
  5. Jeeeez, think even I'll give that one a miss thanks! 8O
  6. Jack, does it mean you are a crab then?
  7. Slug is scared. :roll:
  8. Or perhaps that should be:

    I love it - 'La Gazelle'. Why do I just know that a 40 ton behemoth awaits the 'lucky' man?? :D
  9. Yeah, a 40 ton behemoth wearing size 12 dress, that should work. Which parade would that be? Can't wait to go...
  10. Size 12 dress... more like boots.
  11. Tell you what, show us yours first, 40 ton behemoths dont bother me.
    Take one Andy add beer = If it moves i'll shag it!

  12. Extremely selective then? :roll:

  13. 8O where have you been all my life :lol: :lol: and erm the dpm hunter sounds familiar to me, wind up?? or just a sad squaddie boiler :wink: 8)
  14. Well, i am only selective in respect to gender, if it appears to be remotely on!
    So BriteGirlie you a looker as well are you!!

  15. 8O nice interests on your profile Andy :roll: :lol: