show me yours, I'll show you mine

#7
Slug is scared. :roll:
 
#8
la_gazelle said:
Jack, does it mean you are a crab then?
Or perhaps that should be:

la_gazelle said:
I've never been with a squaddie before....what time's first parade?
I love it - 'La Gazelle'. Why do I just know that a 40 ton behemoth awaits the 'lucky' man?? :D
 
#10
Size 12 dress... more like boots.
 
#11
Tell you what, show us yours first, 40 ton behemoths dont bother me.
Take one Andy add beer = If it moves i'll shag it!
 
#13
andyb264 said:
Tell you what, show us yours first, 40 ton behemoths dont bother me.
Take one Andy add beer = If it moves i'll shag it!

8O where have you been all my life :lol: :lol: and erm the dpm hunter sounds familiar to me, wind up?? or just a sad squaddie boiler :wink: 8)
 
#14
Well, i am only selective in respect to gender, if it appears to be remotely female...game on!
So BriteGirlie you a looker as well are you!!
 
#17
:D

No seriously La Gazelle, someone wants a bit of DPM action and advertises themselves as available online. I am sure you are a quality chick/bloke/thing/whatever...

I think I will pass, the smell of young rabbits in water with a temperature of 100'C has never done much for my sexual appetite...

Plus you are unlikely to be "heaven" if you are reduced to stalking HM Forces members in this way; a quick trip to Aldershot, Colchester or Catterick would have sorted you out, unless you are GPMG (good at a distance, messy close up)
 

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