show me the money!

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  1. I know it's been asked before but has anyone got any idea on how many days/weeks/months/years it will be before my beloved husband will have loads of pennies to give to me?
    He's out on Tranche 2 redundancy Tuesday 11th June 2013, will the monies show up in 3 seperate deposits? He is due gratuity, redundancy and immediate pension :)

    I've got a house to buy and it would be lovely to give conveyancer a desired completion date.
  2. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Stand by for the avalanche of helpful replies...

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  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You tried asking him? Just a suggestion.
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  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Is this the money that your HUSBAND earnt?
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  5. I like to go to the local shop wearing only my fat wife's pyjamas and a paintball mask.
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  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fuck me. You are only just out on parole from the last time. Behave yourself, do.
  7. The cunts shouldn't have arrested me last time. Its not my fault that those ones are crotchless. No cunt told me.
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  8. Don't fret I'm sure HE will get enough for a divorce and then you can then tell the conveyancer you have enough for a mobile palace AT the nearest nomadic enclave !
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  9. Yeah, but wearing them backwards and going on all fours was a little iffy ...
  10. Sickening creature.
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  11. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Are you serious? Husband giving you HIS money for what? Oh YOU want to buy a house. I note you did not say "we". I hope he's divorcing you, you selfish cunt.
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  12. Well actually this is one f those rare occasions were you don't earn the money.
  13. He will have my pension and I'll let him keep his TA pennies and his pay from his civvy job. He will live in the house with me but he doesn't want to buy it.
    I'm a lovely person, honest I am ;)
  14. You sound like a right cunt.
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