Show me a good time...

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by Forces_Sweetheart, Jan 13, 2003.

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  1. OK chaps, I've done the Officers' Mess, got the T-shirt.  So what would a rupert's bird expect if she wandered into the Sgts' Mess on a Monday night........?
  2. A spitroasting ;D ;D

  3. Is there a video?  How much?  Is it explicit?
  4. She would be "entertained" by the "Gentlemen" present my God hopw dare you suggest that she would be Spitroasted!!

    The Sgts Mess does not condone such behaviour!!

  5. :D :D :D :D

    Okay I'm a cheap NAAFI watch!! :p

    :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
  6. Thanks for that Ginge, but were can I get this video?  
  7. Unless that Jock has changed considerably since the last time I saw him, I would hazard a guess that a turd in the shoe wouldn't come as a surprise. ;D
  8. your built up orthopedic shoe?  ;D
  9. Driven anywhere today? ;)
  10. Ok ill be quiet :-[
  11. Unfortunatley they do this time.

    ORG has the upper hand this time, im having to be nice to buy silence.

    He has a bit of dirt on me i don't want my trout to see should she browse through the site :-[
  12. Quite right don't talk when your mouth is full ;D
  13. No problem, F_S posed a question I merely responded with what she should expect if she were to venture into the mess ;D
  14. Isn't that the site where pornographic pictures and dirty stories are swapped?