Should We send easter eggs to those deployed ?

Should we send Easter Eggs to those Deployed ?

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#5
If you do you'll probably cause another endless round of teeth gnashing from the "Isupportmybrothermuslimagainsttheevilimperialsistwestandthevilestinkingpigdograpidnonmuslimkaffirs' brigade, who seem to dominate our press at the moment - easter is a kaffir celebration, therefore it belongs in the pit of eternal damnation (who cares that I insult the heathen - on the other hand, dare they insult our precious banality!!)

On the other hand, feck it; do it and make sure that they are wrapped around a bottle of glenfiddich for each chap/ess out ther - they certainly deserve it.
 
#7
Surely they would have to travel over there in Armoured Boxes and we all know that we haven't got any yet!
 
#8
Now that is progressive thing ED.

The boxes will have to have be some form of cooler built in.....
 
#10
oh dear...the Gin effect....

Will we have to grade the size of eggs according to rank??
 
#11
Hic

LCpls - poor smashed broken bits of mini eggs

Maj Gens - Super top range thorntons ones designed to ensure the senders career is developed through being inserted in the right areas.

All points in between......................
 
#12
This could get silly, but yes sounds like a plan.

In the interests of OPSEC, PERSEC and Psy Ops, shouldn't we reverse the size table? ie. LCpl snooks gets the BIG ONE and Maj Gen Thingy gets the broken Mini Eggs. The enemy snipers will obviously associate the BIG ONE with importance etc etc..see where I'm going with this??

It also means the hard working juniors are actually rewarded for a change.

:D
 
#13
AF1771 said:
This could get silly, but yes sounds like a plan.

In the interests of OPSEC, PERSEC and Psy Ops, shouldn't we reverse the size table? ie. LCpl snooks gets the BIG ONE and Maj Gen Thingy gets the broken Mini Eggs. The enemy snipers will obviously associate the BIG ONE with importance etc etc..see where I'm going with this??

It also means the hard working juniors are actually rewarded for a change.

D
NO
 
#15
AF1771 said:
This could get silly, but yes sounds like a plan.

In the interests of OPSEC, PERSEC and Psy Ops, shouldn't we reverse the size table? ie. LCpl snooks gets the BIG ONE and Maj Gen Thingy gets the broken Mini Eggs. The enemy snipers will obviously associate the BIG ONE with importance etc etc..see where I'm going with this??

It also means the hard working juniors are actually rewarded for a change.
:D
i really don't get your logic. this plan means that juniors will get mistaken for Generals, and shot by snipers.

how, exactly, is this a reward?!??!? :)
 
#16
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
AF1771 said:
This could get silly, but yes sounds like a plan.

In the interests of OPSEC, PERSEC and Psy Ops, shouldn't we reverse the size table? ie. LCpl snooks gets the BIG ONE and Maj Gen Thingy gets the broken Mini Eggs. The enemy snipers will obviously associate the BIG ONE with importance etc etc..see where I'm going with this??

It also means the hard working juniors are actually rewarded for a change.
:D
i really don't get your logic. this plan means that juniors will get mistaken for Generals, and shot by snipers.

how, exactly, is this a reward?!??!? :)
What made me laugh was the idea of someone, somewhere rewarding a JNCO in the Corps! :lol:
 
#17
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
AF1771 said:
This could get silly, but yes sounds like a plan.

In the interests of OPSEC, PERSEC and Psy Ops, shouldn't we reverse the size table? ie. LCpl snooks gets the BIG ONE and Maj Gen Thingy gets the broken Mini Eggs. The enemy snipers will obviously associate the BIG ONE with importance etc etc..see where I'm going with this??

It also means the hard working juniors are actually rewarded for a change.
:D
i really don't get your logic. this plan means that juniors will get mistaken for Generals, and shot by snipers.

how, exactly, is this a reward?!??!? :)
erm...Good Point well made. Well the lucky ones that survive? The JNCOs, being younger and more mobile, have a better chance of dodging incoming? oh, whatever. I give up..it's Fri. Lets just go back to bullying them. That was much more fun :)
 
#18
Hmm a deception - by the time BFPO has finished with them all they will all be broken - so the enemy will think everyone is not important and shoot someone else ?? A great plan .......
 
#19
I'm sure blackadder had something cunning to say about deception.........

nope can't recall it. oh well.
 
#20
Hey folks - Easter is an important time when most people ignore the message .................................Mr Cadbury says chocolate is good :)
 

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