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Should we have Military women only on the Gallery?

Would you like a Military female only gallery?


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#1
Many of us are fed up of having random women sticking photos of themselves on this military site. As another member pointed out this is not a dating website. I'm not against a pretty girl though, and I worked with so excellent wommen whilst serving so my suggestion is this:

That a rule is created or an additional gallery created for military women only (serving or retired) to post their photos. The controls would be that they have to be in uniform or at least wearing some part of the uniform.

We could have votes for Military 'Babe' of the month or the like.

Please vote using the poll, selecting Yes if you are in favour.
 
#2
It's one of the funniest parts of the site. Long may random doris's post pictures of their grotty council houses and ugly mugs.

You never know. Someone may actually lift one of them from their council flat lives :D
 
#4
What have you got against civilian women then? Or is it that you just have a 'thing' for women in uniform! If you look at the poll you'll see most people don't agree with you!
 
#7
NO WAH

It's a passenger on the other bus.

A bowler from the pavillion end.

A rear gunner.

An uphill gardner.

A chutney ferret.

A poo pusher.

A shirtlifter.

A chap who likes showtunes.

A bloke who is good with colours.

A member of 3 PARA mortar pln.

etc etc etc
 
#8
susie_q said:
What have you got against civilian women then? Or is it that you just have a 'thing' for women in uniform! If you look at the poll you'll see most people don't agree with you!
I don't have anything against civ women. As I said earlier in the thread there are some great one liners in the gallery. As I remember there are a few belters under your picture which is probably why I sense anger in your post....
 

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#10
FluffyBunny said:
NO WAH

It's a passenger on the other bus.

A bowler from the pavillion end.

A rear gunner.

An uphill gardner.

A chutney ferret.

A poo pusher.

A shirtlifter.

A chap who likes showtunes.

A bloke who is good with colours.

A member of 3 PARA mortar pln.

etc etc etc
Are you trying to insinuate something? 8O

BTW - I agree with all the above. :cry:
 
#11
I'm actually warming to some of them like "sarahjane" who for what ever reason seems to be a transvestite, or am I more confused about my sexuality than he is? 8O
The gallery for me has to be one of the funniest parts of the site, not unlike throwing Christians to the Lions, or should that read throwing Tarts to Gunny and Geordie Blerk. :D
 
#12
Stained_Eligius said:
susie_q said:
What have you got against civilian women then? Or is it that you just have a 'thing' for women in uniform! If you look at the poll you'll see most people don't agree with you!
I don't have anything against civ women. As I said earlier in the thread there are some great one liners in the gallery. As I remember there are a few belters under your picture which is probably why I sense anger in your post....
I wasn't referring to your post Stained Eligius, I was referring to the original poster - apologies
 
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#13
StabTiffy2B said:
It's one of the funniest parts of the site. Long may random doris's post pictures of their grotty council houses and ugly mugs.
I have to agree with stabby I really hate doing that, the don’t hurt me section is the most entertaining area of the gallery, purely because we cant use direct insults.

We’ve already had a competition for the sexiest ARRSE maiden, it was called Miss ARRSE, I look forward to the next one :D

susie_q have you managed to pry your ear away from your shoulder yet?
 
#17
The IT Consultant does raise an interesting point - but when he says military women, does that include pad wives?

I would like to see another competition run along the same lines of the Miss Arrse comp, but with a bit more class.

What about "Most obvious picture of a military wife, that doesn't actually state in words that it's a military wife."

The Readers Wives section of Razzle is always a good place to start, where the Anglo/German mixture of name and location is usually a dead giveaway ie 'Eileen from Hanover' or "Sheila from Bielefeld" As soon as you've locked on to your target the clues become more apparent. Things to look out for are:

Wall full of plaques in the background
SSVC Telly
Visible issue counterpane
Low quality lingerie, purchased by husband as compensation for smashing up the kitchen whilst trying to make toast.
Retro Hairstyle
Prodigiously hairy minge
Martin Kemp couch
Shrank with fcuk all in it.
Fezzing Ron Hills drying on the radiator
Top box as a coffee table

Extra points can be awarded if the subject of the photo has quite obviously been just given a good bumming after Tony has come back off a two week eckers.

Can anyone else think up some additions to aid recognition. Examples of this fine genre would be very welcome.
 
#18
How about compo non dairy whitener and Mellow birds/NAAFI coffee on said top box table.
Box of OMO on the window sill.
A black eye
Large swamp stain on the carpet
Bin over flowing with vendor growlers and yellow handbags.
Corn beef legs.
A packet of either lucky strike or camel or West or other deutche ciggies in the background
 
#19
But of course, Rigsby, the 'getting near the end of the month' shiner is de rigeur.

The fa-nny of the lady in question usually has that red-raw and ravaged scarlet hue as well. Caught forever on celluloid, by "Big Franny" from the LAD, who thought it would be a great idea to freeze the moment in time. Now we can share with him, the joys of a fat naked bird with lipstick like Robert Smith from the Cure, gurning at the camera, whilst trying to push her flabby funbags together.

Let's not forget the occasional appearance of a half finished crayon tattoo on the lower arm.

My personal fave is the standing, one hand on hip, one hand on head, with one of her legs raised coquettishly and resting on an MFO box.
 
#20
Chocolate covered kids in the background watching mum getting her growler out with her leggings round her ankles, stood in a tea stained Belize 89 tour t-shirt.
 

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