Should we bring back Kamikaze Pilots?

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by BashaBasher, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. Yes, Put em out thier misery!

  2. No, Its Inhumane!


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  1. Who thinks we should bring back Kamikaze Pilots?

    I was thinking we could use either suicidal lowlifes or scum like ian huntley and use them to do a 'binnie' into an enemy target




    Or use prisoners from guantanimo bay and dump them back where they came from!
  2. How about Rumsfeld? At least he can go out in a blaze of glory and salvage his reputation.
  3. Surely by definition suicide pilots are dead and can't be brought back?

    No not the old Chicken Chow Mein jokes please.
  4. Well, I suppose it'd make a change from Ryanair...
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Surely that role is already filled by the AAC :wink:
  6. Does it pay well??
  7. Does this job have a dental plan? Can I smoke in the cockpit?
  8. Why did they used to issue Kamikaze pilots with helmets?
  9. For god's sake flash, don't you know this by now? They gave the bu*gers helmets so they wouldn't knock themselves out on the way to the target while having their last good w@nk. Can't have our kamikazes rolling a plane into the water just because they were trying to tug one out vigorously and bashed their head on the seat...
  10. Health and Safety at Work Act?
  11. Does it have good death-in-service benefits?
  12. Does it have a pension scheme?
  13. The feckin ragheads already have......
  14. You just found a job for the new chav battalion someone was talking about a while ago...