Should we be worried?

#1
It won't have escaped your attention that tomorrow is 9/9/9.

The attack on the World Trade Center was on 9/11, the US emergency number.
See where I'm going with this.
Or would that be too obvious?
 
#2
Don't worry it'll all be fine

 
#3
I think that.... er.. fuc kit I need another beer, wait out.....
 
#4
Good effort.
If thats you, how the hell did you get the cat to co-operate?
 
#5
wanton cruelty works wonders with obedience
 
#7
The cat will have made a record of your actions, and you will be made to pay.
I'm thinking a turd in a shoe when you are least expecting it.
 
#8
Stay in bed tomorrow. Be very, very afraid. Either that or say stuff it and go to the pub.
 
#10
LanceBombardEars said:
Good effort.
If thats you, how the hell did you get the cat to co-operate?
I think you're making a basic mistake in assuming that it wasn't the cats idea in the first place.

I have little use for conspiracies at the best of times, but it must surely be clear to the least paranoid that most of the world is secretly controlled by a cabal of cats.

All the best,

John.
 
#12
exbleep said:
Stay in bed tomorrow. Be very, very afraid. Either that or say stuff it and go to the pub.
I started already.
 
#14
But how will this affect house prices?! I need to buy the Daily Mail, I think.

Sorry, that was just the stress talking, there. I'm all better now.
 
#15
Sept 12th 2001:

Mohammed: "Aha! Well done my brother jihadists!"

Ahmed: "We really showed those US infidels!

Mohammed: "Yes! Now for those English pig-dogs"

Ahmed: "YES! If we wait 2 days shy of 8 years, not only can we kill lots of them but we'll be doing it on a vaguely coincidental date that almost, in some way corresponds to the emergency service number in the uk!!!"

Mohammed: "oh, you're sooooo evil!"

Sept 9th 2009:

Mohammed: "Balls! I knew there was something I was meant to be doing today"
 
#17
The significance of various dates is a red herring. However, since 9/11, Al Queda have managed about one Spectacular every two years or so: Bali, Madrid and 7/7.

So we're overdue for another one. And like the Bog-Wogs used to say, "We only have to be lucky once..." :evil:
 
#18
Conspiracy theory update:

Type Q33NY (the flight number of one of the 9/11 planes) into word. Chage font to wingdings size 48 & observe what appears!
 
#19
CaptainPlume said:
Conspiracy theory update:

Type Q33NY (the flight number of one of the 9/11 planes) into word. Chage font to wingdings size 48 & observe what appears!
All fine, but that wasn't one of the flight numbers. Urban myth.
 
#20
CaptainPlume said:
Conspiracy theory update:

Type Q33NY (the flight number of one of the 9/11 planes) into word. Chage font to wingdings size 48 & observe what appears!
Sorry Captain!
Snopes.com

Bugger... have I just been Wah'd? :oops:
 
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