Should we be worried?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by LanceBombardEars, Sep 8, 2009.

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  1. It won't have escaped your attention that tomorrow is 9/9/9.

    The attack on the World Trade Center was on 9/11, the US emergency number.
    See where I'm going with this.
    Or would that be too obvious?
  2. Don't worry it'll all be fine

  3. I think that.... er.. fuc kit I need another beer, wait out.....
  4. Good effort.
    If thats you, how the hell did you get the cat to co-operate?
  5. wanton cruelty works wonders with obedience
  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    That cat look really pissed off)) the owners fcuked :roll:
  7. The cat will have made a record of your actions, and you will be made to pay.
    I'm thinking a turd in a shoe when you are least expecting it.
  8. Stay in bed tomorrow. Be very, very afraid. Either that or say stuff it and go to the pub.
  9. I'll give you the answer on Thursday the 10th. :shaking2:
  10. I think you're making a basic mistake in assuming that it wasn't the cats idea in the first place.

    I have little use for conspiracies at the best of times, but it must surely be clear to the least paranoid that most of the world is secretly controlled by a cabal of cats.

    All the best,

  11. We're doomed, Mr Mainwaring, we're doomed!

  12. I started already.
  13. If anything does take place we only have ourselves to blame. We import terrorist and pay them to stay here.
  14. But how will this affect house prices?! I need to buy the Daily Mail, I think.

    Sorry, that was just the stress talking, there. I'm all better now.
  15. Sept 12th 2001:

    Mohammed: "Aha! Well done my brother jihadists!"

    Ahmed: "We really showed those US infidels!

    Mohammed: "Yes! Now for those English pig-dogs"

    Ahmed: "YES! If we wait 2 days shy of 8 years, not only can we kill lots of them but we'll be doing it on a vaguely coincidental date that almost, in some way corresponds to the emergency service number in the uk!!!"

    Mohammed: "oh, you're sooooo evil!"

    Sept 9th 2009:

    Mohammed: "Balls! I knew there was something I was meant to be doing today"