Should square kraut headed freaks be ribbed mercilessly?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by CBP4EVA, Aug 19, 2005.

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  1. There is a bloke in my unit, with no personality, leadership skills, loyalty to his cap badge (all of which can be forgiven) But, he has a big shiny apple head, tiny face and always scares birds away when we are out on the ming. Are we right to beat him like a ginger step child????
  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Is he your Platoon Commander? If so, no :)
  3. Are you in the RLC. :)

  4. Nope he's not anyone important, just a rhomboid headed virgin that looks like a gimp. When we go to school disco he dresses up like a girl and thinks he looks convincing in the hope some drunken civvie bloke wont know the difference and shag him just the same! He has just naturally become our platoon punch bag. This is acceptable isn't it?? :twisted:
  5. WTF~ have look around for this waste of bandwidth

  6. I know that man punching him is like Crack Cocaine (Highly Addictive)

    But it wont show up in your p1ss, So swing away Gumbo.!
  7. Could this be the same gumbo that’s is also known as “The Big Gay Bear”, with the same big schward that once wore a sailors hat behind the bar at the TAC whist dancing to YMCA???? If so then I will carry on abusing him as though he was a real ginger.