Should Lord Mandyson be banne from TV?

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The cunt is on now and is lieing - his lips are moving.

    Everytime I see him I want to throw something heavy through the TV. Trouble is I can't afford to buy a new set every day.

    As I pay my licence fee can't I ask BBC to spare me the sight of this lieing tw@t?
     
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Please post your licence as proof. We know where you live.

    Mandy is fantastic entertainment as anyone who heard him rip the creepy Evan Davies a new on on the Today programme earlier this week will attest.

    And when he is Prime Minister you will hear a lot more from him. He is the only man for the job. Why? Glad you asked.

    1) He's not Scotch
    2) He's not a revolting ex Public School Boy like Cameron (Scotch)
    3) He's got better armour than a Challenger 2 so is less likely to do what he thinks will make us love him, like Brown (Scotch) does
    4) He is a proper Socialist
    5) He's not Scotch

    Vote for His Lordship - you know you want to really.
     
  3. He was on R4 yesterday morning, I had to turn it off as I was screaming at the radio and all over the road :evil:

    A danger to life & limb, how many times has he had to resign?
     
  4. Ban him from telly?
    I won't be happy until the thieving cnut is hanging from a lampost
     
  5. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    I too listened to the Today segment with that lizard lying to the nation again.

    Iron_Duke may have a problem with Evan Davies - matters not, Davies was asking the right question - what are the Government's policies not let's hear you rubbish everyone elses and not talk about ours.

    Manglebum simply could not answer the question - why, because it was blatantly obvious they had none. You know it is desperate when the single mouthpiece for Neue Arbeit is him, no-one else is trusted by that Cyclopsian twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat to speak his version of the truth.
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You do realise that somewhere deep in GCHQ a short ginger man called Tarquin is noting all your IP addresses on an encrypted cross-referenced database, dont you?

    Long live the Glorious Leader Lord Mandelson and may all his camels be masculine camels.
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    So Dukie boy - you have finally 'come out' as a shirt lifting lover. You will get on well with the Padre - who I believe is not Scots!
     
  8. I don't mind being monitored by GCHQ, but by a ginger? That's too much to bear.
     
  9. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I did notice in the Metro on the way in to work that Mandy has no plans for being PM and this can be ascertained due to the fact he won't stand in a leadership contest....

    Course nothing was said about turning it down if he was appointed leader of the Labour Party...
     

  10. They'll never take me alive. :D

    Cnuts the lot of them. We really should hang every fukker in Parliament, including the Lords.
    Treasonous, corrupt, thieving b@stards every last one of them
     
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Scotch. Not Scots. Because Scotch irritates them.

    I couldnt give a monkeys if he's into banging goats, but since you bring it up, both Alexander the Great and the Emperor Hadrian were of the uphill gardening fraternity, and they werent exactly shy bairns when it came to leadership. The jury is still out on Generals Patten and Rommel.

    Mandleson is about the only MP who doesnt give a toss if his decisions are popular with us lot or not.

    And on that basis alone, he gets my vote.
     
  12. Nor did Blair and look who we invaded :roll:

    Does the fact that he moves and speaks like an oil slick not disturb you? There was a reason he was exported to the EU for a number of years. He's like Japanese knot weed lurking in the shadows of policy making. He makes Scaramanger look like an 'nice' chap.
     
  13. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Tbh if one can import Brazillian totty then it's probably worth trying - well once at least.
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So who would you rather follow into a tight spot. Scaramanger or oily wets like Cameron and Brown? The way the world is shaping, I'm right behind Scaramanger thanks.

    We tried the American way - elect a Very Nice Chap - and yeah, look what we invaded. At least Mandleson is not taking instruction from a made-up old geezer in a frock with a beard, like both Blair and Bush did.