Should I...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by aflyinghaggis, Jun 7, 2009.

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  1. I was offered sex from a fat chick...

    Tell her to fck off or is every hole a goal?
  2. Do you really need to ask the question?
  3. Jst wonderin cos it could be something different :D
  4. If it helps you lose your virginity then go for it.
  5. If you are even thinking about this you are gay, as they say, fat chicks are like mopeds, good fun to ride but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on one.
  6. Blind as well is she?
  7. When I put the paper bag over her head she will be :L
  8. Why don't you make it a plastic one?

    You get to shagg a stiffy as well as a munter.

    The fighting as she struggles for breath and the twitching in the death throes make for one fcuk off ride!!
  9. After seeing some of the drivel you post. I was hoping that this would be a case of you asking should I move to Bridgend and then end your miserable dull life and spare us any more of your shite posts.

    To be fair the fat bird will be asking her mates should I let this bawbag hump me as he has a knob the size of an ants pubic hair and he's dull as fuck
  10. No brainer.

    Q. Describe your worst ever blowjob?

    A. Fantastic !
  11. I once fell asleep whilst being given a blow job!

    Well, I was a bit pished.
  12. you can learn many a new trick from an old dog...... do it and enjoy the best ten seconds of your sad and irrelavant life.
  13. No one has asked, how fat is fat? Nigela Lawson plump or Ann Widdecombe pudgy fat or pre fat Fern Britten skin stretched to the max fat?
  14. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Why? Is that going to make any difference?
  15. You were offered sex and didn't take it - fair one.

    You then post on an internet forum asking about it - this makes you one of those heemaseckshuls.

    Unless you are bullshitting about this, in which case you are also a cnut.

    I think the answer is cnut, as no self respecting fat bird would let you do her in any hole.

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