Should I tell him?

#1
I'm feeling slightly guilty. My mate is going on hols with his mrs tomorrow and I have emptied out half of his sun tan lotion (the type that looks like old chip fat)and replaced it with half a pint of my finest bladder juice.
Should I let him know before he goes or tell him when he gets back?
 

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#3
Hussar said:
I'm feeling slightly guilty. My mate is going on hols with his mrs tomorrow and I have emptied out half of his sun tan lotion (the type that looks like old chip fat)and replaced it with half a pint of my finest bladder juice.
Should I let him know before he goes or tell him when he gets back?
I assume that:

a. your mate is flying
b. that your bladder juice is liquid (ish)

If so he will not be allowed to take it on board and maybe some civvy 'mover' at the airport will try it out after they have confiscated it:twisted:

However with the restrictions being eased perhaps he will be allowed it in his hold baggage and therefore enjoy the delights at his destination.

Either way result. Don't tell him as if it is confiscated he won't be able to keep a straight face. :lol:
 
#7
It had to be done. Last time he crashed round my pad he laid a cable in my sock drawer. Cnut. My mrs was NOT amused and does not believe it wasn't me.
 
#8
Hussar said:
It had to be done. Last time he crashed round my pad he laid a cable in my sock drawer. Cnut. My mrs was NOT amused and does not believe it wasn't me.
Then he deserves all he gets.....Bloody funny though.
 
#14
Admit it. you did lay the cable in your own sock drawer and this is all part of some huge D-plan to get yourself out of shtook with the missus!
 
#17
When you had access to his kit did you not take the opportunity to take pictures of yourself wearing his bird's swim suit? One of the boys did that with his mate's mum's costume. Have you still got time before he goes away?
 
#18
Thank you all for your understanding and condoning attitude towards my dastardly deed. And thanks to your encouragement I have today purchased one pound of the finest fat maggots from the loal fishing tackle shop and deposited said items through his letter box. Things should be buzzing nicely by the time they get back.
 
#19
Hussar said:
I'm feeling slightly guilty. My mate is going on hols with his mrs tomorrow and I have emptied out half of his sun tan lotion (the type that looks like old chip fat)and replaced it with half a pint of my finest bladder juice.
Should I let him know before he goes or tell him when he gets back?
Either tell him before he goes or never tell him at all. blame the baggage handlers or porters at the hotel he is staying at
 

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