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Should I..shouldnt I?

#1
I'm meant to be going on holiday in the next few weeks with Mr Tipsy, trouble is Mr Tipsy is now ex Mr Tipsy. As neither of us have had a decent holiday for a while, Im in two minds about still going. We still get on ok and we dont have to be together the whole time. Theres a big group of us going so we wont be in each others pockets.

a) Should I go and think what the hell, Im so skint that this may be the last holiday I get for a while.

b) Stay at home and be bloody miserable because Im not getting brown.
 
#2
How about I give you the £25 to change the flight from Mr Tipsy to Big Boy Smudge and we can have a great holiday together.

What's the date, it might coincide with my Hong Kong holiday :)

(where are we going?)
 
#3
Go on the holiday and spend what money you do have on yourself. you'll be amazed how much longer it will last when you're not buying 6 types of suntan lotion, headache tablets, 3 pairs of flip flops (1 for each bikini), 6 bottles of water a day, apresent for her mum, shit cocktails and 2 sunbeds and a brolly and a table every day on the beach
 
#6
Thanks stabTiffy, you are officially the first person to be rude to me (although now Im expecting more abuse) You will be put in my little hall of fame until I get bored.

oh and now youre not invited
 

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#14
I wouldn't dream of besmirching you or insulting you by offering monies. Honestly, these blokes are really being offensive to you.
ow, a real and proper gentleman such as myself woud not dream of being offensive, but would treat you with courtesy, consideration and care. So, place yourself in my safe hands and just relax and enjoy your being pampered and cossetted.
 
#15
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Yes, Ive heard about you and your self love sessions. I also heard that you ripped your c0ck off whilst watching Nigella Lawson the other night?
It was Mo Mowlem.......I've sewn it back on though, it's all good. A few more days and I'll take the blacknasty off.
 
#16
smudge67 said:
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Yes, Ive heard about you and your self love sessions. I also heard that you ripped your c0ck off whilst watching Nigella Lawson the other night?
It was Mo Mowlem.......I've sewn it back on though, it's all good. A few more days and I'll take the blacknasty off.
Hopefully pictures of Mo before death ensued? Or, maybe not....

Nice to see you have lost the tag!
 
#18
slightlytipsy said:
I'm meant to be going on holiday in the next few weeks with Mr Tipsy, trouble is Mr Tipsy is now ex Mr Tipsy. As neither of us have had a decent holiday for a while, Im in two minds about still going. We still get on ok and we dont have to be together the whole time. Theres a big group of us going so we wont be in each others pockets.

a) Should I go and think what the hell, Im so skint that this may be the last holiday I get for a while.

b) Stay at home and be bloody miserable because Im not getting brown.
c) Stay at home so you don't spoil his fcuking holiday. :roll:
 
#19
Or he should stay at home so he doesn't spoil her holiday? Works both ways, see. Nowhere has she said that he's forked out for it all.

Both go. Sounds like you get on fine now - might be a bit awkward but if you're with a group then it shouldn't be too problematic. Anyway, could be just the thing to get it back together (if that's something you'd be keen on? ;) )
 
#20
The_Goon said:
Or he should stay at home so he doesn't spoil her holiday? Works both ways, see. Nowhere has she said that he's forked out for it all.

Both go. Sounds like you get on fine now - might be a bit awkward but if you're with a group then it shouldn't be too problematic. Anyway, could be just the thing to get it back together (if that's something you'd be keen on? ;) )
Don't listen to this er... goon. Take me I am spartacus! Forget the rest they're only after you for you body. I am in this for the long term and want both your body and your money (I mean mind!).

Come on, you know it makes sense. :relax: :relax:
 

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